IneedMaury
Lowell, United States
Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
TheLastGreatDope
Winchester, United States
Out of the blue
Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
anonbob
New Zealand
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Anonymous
Johannesburg, South Africa
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
nadette
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
exnotwelcome19
United States
Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
Anonymous
United States
Pants on fire
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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gjikvtj 18
Tonight on Maury
Larry01_fml 19
if it was me, I'd still like to know who my kid is even if I had to pay child support
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Comments (127)
skyeyez9 25
She could also just be messing with your head or not even have a kid. Until a dna test confirms and you see the kid in person.
FimogenFeels 14
That was a shitty thing of her, but once you find out if the child is yours, it's up to you to take responsibility as a father. Good luck OP!
JenniferNThomas 14
Am I the only one that's wondering why she decided to contact him 6 years later?
RedPillSucks 33
1. mess with his head 2. ask for child support
doctorhook86 25
#31: Nope, you're not the only one, but I think it's pretty likely she's either pranking him or scamming him. (Or she just wanted to say hello to an ex, and picked the worst possible way to do it.)
misshex 10
Maybe she's been off and on the Maury Povich show for 6 years trying to find the baby daddy and OP just recently came to the top of the queue of potentials.
blondeambition1 4
Maybe the child is sick and OP needs to donate something
Imaginefree66 4
#78 You're wicked.
jmb2340 3
Maybe this is her awkward way of telling you that you have a kid...
Faff 20
no shit?
martin8337 36
OP, I think that she is trying to pin her baby on you.
cheesebond 29
Do you have kids, or did you just find out your screwed
ItsJustMe1616 26
I'm sure the reason she left actually has a lot to do with why she waited so long. Here is my guess. GF found out she was pregnant with OPs child and disappeared because she either panicked or she feared for some reason to hear what OP would have to say. She split so any decision would be hers and hers alone. Assuming she is a decent person, she probably debated for years whether or not to tell him about the kid and finally after 6 years, she decided it was time. Either that or the GFs parents played a role in her disappearing from his life 6 years ago and she has now finally hit a point in her life where she is able (physically, mentally or emotionally) to tell OP. There could definitely be some other reasons but those would be my two guesses.
vikky538 29
after six years...wow!
2i1337i2iscore 13
Not surprised. But sucks.
khaled_almu 13
She is very kind.