By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 228
You deserved it 3 595

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saucey12 1

please tell me you changed your number or put a block....


ja don't take her back^^ this is not an FML in fact this would MAKE MY DAY

Saccharide 0

Man, do not do it. You've done it! You've won! She's a mess and you're obviously perfectly fine without her. I do not know why in the hell this is a FML. Except maybe for the fact that she's a crazy bitch.

its sort of an fml bcuz the op has to realise only when she's at the end of her rope does she consider being with him, which is kind of a blow to the self esteem

This is not an FML. OP is just bragging.

saucey12 1

please tell me you changed your number or put a block....

gecko13 0

if you take her back you'll save so much time getting your life started... First! FML

That sucks. I expect you have someonel better than her right now though, correct? I hope you do.

SweetestSin 4

so tell the whack job your already in a commited relationship with someone else

thighsofglory 0

No, tell the whackjob you're single but there's no way in hell, and thank her for thinking you're that stupid.

I_ate_pikachu 0

Well, ya know, if you REALLY loved her...

This is only an FML if you're considering taking her back. Otherwise it's a "I only know realize how lucky I am to have gotten rid of her when I did!"

shockcrow 0

tell her "sorry, but u had ur chance! look where u ended up..." everything happens for a reason.. sometimes..

what're kidding? She's totally a keeper!

Well $25 in debt isn't that bad, you can give her a Franklin and tell her to use the rest for a gym membership!

CyclonePsycho 1

Actually, if you're speaking Spanish, you use periods to separate every three zeroes in big numbers instead of commas. The OP could be fluent in both and just made the mistake. Makes sense since he lives in Arizona. OP: Don't bother with her. She won't respect you at all. If she treated you like crap when she had the world on a silver platter, then what makes you think things will be different? Leave her alone and never look back. It's not up to you to "fix" her.

yeah, but no one puts 3 zeros for $25.