Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
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nl98
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Don't take her back?
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saucey12
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please tell me you changed your number or put a block....
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nl98
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Don't take her back?
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netherfiend
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ja don't take her back^^
this is not an FML
in fact this would MAKE MY DAY
this is not an FML
in fact this would MAKE MY DAY
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Card_Games
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lol, that's what I said.
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Saccharide
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Man, do not do it. You've done it! You've won! She's a mess and you're obviously perfectly fine without her.
I do not know why in the hell this is a FML.
Except maybe for the fact that she's a crazy bitch.
I do not know why in the hell this is a FML.
Except maybe for the fact that she's a crazy bitch.
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Kukironosuke
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its sort of an fml bcuz the op has to realise only when she's at the end of her rope does she consider being with him, which is kind of a blow to the self esteem
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Albedo667
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seriously, would laugh in her face
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Randalltk421
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This is not an FML. OP is just bragging.
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saucey12
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please tell me you changed your number or put a block....
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gecko13
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if you take her back you'll save so much time getting your life started...
First! FML
First! FML
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time4coffee
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no you're not
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tooclassy
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That sucks. I expect you have someonel better than her right now though, correct? I hope you do.
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SweetestSin
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so tell the whack job your already in a commited relationship with someone else
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thighsofglory
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No, tell the whackjob you're single but there's no way in hell, and thank her for thinking you're that stupid.
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I_ate_pikachu
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Well, ya know, if you REALLY loved her...
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FerrariCake
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This is only an FML if you're considering taking her back. Otherwise it's a "I only know realize how lucky I am to have gotten rid of her when I did!"
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louie111887
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run!
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ArthursLifeSucks
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agreed. RUN THE FUCK AWAY
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iplaywow
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RUN SHE CAN'T CATCH YOU ANYMORE
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Mustardnight
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Fatty waddling!
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alex1502
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2 Things, @130 nice, and how the hell did She get your Number?
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shockcrow
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tell her "sorry, but u had ur chance! look where u ended up..."
everything happens for a reason.. sometimes..
everything happens for a reason.. sometimes..
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EmreArslan
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Karma struk that biatch hard!
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falknir
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what ..you're kidding? She's totally a keeper!
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trailerboy531
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Well $25 in debt isn't that bad, you can give her a Franklin and tell her to use the rest for a gym membership!
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Masenko7
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made my FUCKING day
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turdburgers
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25,000 dollars. I assume it's a typo.
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CyclonePsycho
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Actually, if you're speaking Spanish, you use periods to separate every three zeroes in big numbers instead of commas. The OP could be fluent in both and just made the mistake. Makes sense since he lives in Arizona.
OP: Don't bother with her. She won't respect you at all. If she treated you like crap when she had the world on a silver platter, then what makes you think things will be different? Leave her alone and never look back. It's not up to you to "fix" her.
OP: Don't bother with her. She won't respect you at all. If she treated you like crap when she had the world on a silver platter, then what makes you think things will be different? Leave her alone and never look back. It's not up to you to "fix" her.
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joshl
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yeah, but no one puts 3 zeros for $25.