By Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
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  Saccharide  |  0

Man, do not do it. You've done it! You've won! She's a mess and you're obviously perfectly fine without her.

I do not know why in the hell this is a FML.

Except maybe for the fact that she's a crazy bitch.

  CyclonePsycho  |  1

Actually, if you're speaking Spanish, you use periods to separate every three zeroes in big numbers instead of commas. The OP could be fluent in both and just made the mistake. Makes sense since he lives in Arizona.

OP: Don't bother with her. She won't respect you at all. If she treated you like crap when she had the world on a silver platter, then what makes you think things will be different? Leave her alone and never look back. It's not up to you to "fix" her.