IneedMaury
Lowell, United States
Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
TheLastGreatDope
Winchester, United States
Out of the blue
Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
anonbob
New Zealand
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Anonymous
Johannesburg, South Africa
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
nadette
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
exnotwelcome19
United States
Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
Anonymous
United States
Pants on fire
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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gjikvtj 18
Tonight on Maury
Larry01_fml 19
if it was me, I'd still like to know who my kid is even if I had to pay child support
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Comments (127)
BugsBuuny 1
Haha funny
Adam5858 17
some people in this world are so cracked in the head
LennyComa 39
Well that's not what you wanna hear/see after 6 years
junkman6 22
Last time I checked my dad is still my dad.... Even though it's been way more than 6 years since my mom and dad did the horizontal boogaloo that led to my birth. It's called the chick is psycho and is A)******* with him B) ran away while pregnant. Either way, psycho.
brand125 17
of course she was pregnant back when she left him, i dont know how else this could be taken. the fml is the fact that he hasnt been in the childs life all those years. (unless he has his own kids now and thats what shes talking about, but thats not a fml)
worldclassrager 41
Well you now have contact with her if needed...but just take the happy fathers day as a nice gesture
underthesea12 24
congratulations!
nurchok 15
#17, ... or C) she ran off, got pregnant from someone else and is now trying to make OP responsible; or D) she wants to get back with OP, and randomly wished happy father's day. Either way this needs a followup...
nurchok 15
#10, I think that's the whole point of the FML
ahh_rats 15
That has to be the cruelest joke ever bro :0 and to find out 6 years later... Hopefully she's just lying like girls always do. Hopefully
EnderWolf1013 9
dick