By Anonymous - United States - Franklin Park
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
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  MrConcise  |  34

@22 - Can I use the 'report abuse' button since you're abusing my sanity?

Back on topic, why is it bad OP didn't wanna clean up somebody else's mess? Dream OP is such a douchebag that he probably did it on purpose. Props to OP for not putting up with his shit.


ideally when stuff like this happens in my dreams and I really don't want to do it, like one I often get is doing dishes, something tells me that its all fake and that I can just wake up, its really odd, but anyway, the key to lucid dreams are to realize things are fake

  MrConcise  |  34

It's assuming OP and his dream self are separate identities, but OP still has to experience it. So much butthurt over a bad joke, lel. Not at all embarrassed, salty bruh.

  nlm92  |  15

Me too! I've had dreams where something spills or there's a mess and somehow i either "will" the dream elsewhere, if I'm lucid enough, or just wake myself up.

52 you don't need to have the exact same dream to have similar experiences

By  RLG4  |  20

That's awesome. Too bad you couldn't do that in real life... Make a mess of things, shake yourself awake, and wake up all warm and cozy in bed.

  91hayek  |  31

That's exactly what I thought when I read this FML. If I had a dollar for every time I've tried to pinch myself awake to escape awkward situations, I would have so many dollars I'd have to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

  Epikouros  |  31

I was so lazy this morning I dreamt about masturbating instead of Playboy bunnies. And I couldn't be bothered to fap for real when I woke up. Actually, I woke myself up when an intruder interrupted me and the dream turned violent.