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By Anonymous / Monday 16 June 2014 16:33 / United States
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ideally when stuff like this happens in my dreams and I really don't want to do it, like one I often get is doing dishes, something tells me that its all fake and that I can just wake up, its really odd, but anyway, the key to lucid dreams are to realize things are fake

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It's assuming OP and his dream self are separate identities, but OP still has to experience it. So much butthurt over a bad joke, lel. Not at all embarrassed, salty bruh.

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Me too! I've had dreams where something spills or there's a mess and somehow i either "will" the dream elsewhere, if I'm lucid enough, or just wake myself up. 52 you don't need to have the exact same dream to have similar experiences

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That's exactly what I thought when I read this FML. If I had a dollar for every time I've tried to pinch myself awake to escape awkward situations, I would have so many dollars I'd have to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

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I was so lazy this morning I dreamt about masturbating instead of Playboy bunnies. And I couldn't be bothered to fap for real when I woke up. Actually, I woke myself up when an intruder interrupted me and the dream turned violent.

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