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By anonymous - / Thursday 3 January 2013 10:34 / United States - Canoga Park
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  EpicSquishii  |  21

I can't even remember losing my first tooth :/ I bet I looked fucking adorable afterward though.

By  nephilim241  |  19

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  Random_Red  |  12

Please make up a more orignal comment please. This phrase is used FAR too much on FML

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Please use proper grammar please

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  Sandman366  |  6

Did you apply for the Department of Redundancy Department position? (Sorry, been stuck in TV Tropes for days...again.)

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  lilhellian  |  26

*Random elderly lady walks up after hearing convo* I lost mine in the kitchen to!

By  burningmatch  |  3

I bet you're a hit in every tea party. So amusing.

By  KyleHolt  |  7

Hahaha that's great, he'll live!

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  KyleHolt  |  7

Wow def though op said she was talking to her new boyfriend and her ex use to live there. My thought was more funny

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  Scands_59  |  14

Geez, what a way to shoot someone down, you're lack of friendliness is an FML.

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  KyleHolt  |  7

Wow ouch, not sure why I needed that?? And also "hmm." Is not a complete sentence. Also who cares about correct punctuation while typing on a phone??

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  redmane  |  20

60- Your brain cares. I've noticed kids writing school papers with this language. "Wow" and "ouch" are not sentences but should have a period or exclamation mark placed for their expressive manner. You can't start a sentence with "and." "Also," is a transitional phrase and you should have placed a comma. "not sure why I needed that??" is not a complete sentence. Where's the subject at the beginning? The use of a second question mark is unnecessary. Being a grammar nazi isn't a bad thing. We're supporting the art of written and oral language.

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  KyleHolt  |  7

Sorry I'm not writing a essay. I'm on a blog speaking freely. I put the commas in those place because that's how I'm talking, I want you to read it how I'm saying it. I really don't give one shit if I forget a period. It's a blog! If you spend your time checking to see if you got everything right. You have to much time on your hands and need to get a life.

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  redmane  |  20

People copy edit and proof read as a career. You're not writing a paper, but you should always be using your knowledge to the best of your ability. That's the reason schools have a language/literature curriculum. They don't teach you these things expecting you to use it only when you're getting graded. You're wasting money and years of education. There is a difference between personal writing style and laziness.

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

87- *Stands up facing Redmane and slowly claps for the beautiful, grammatical knock out accompanied with an undeniablely logical argument.* *Turns to Kyle* Sit down, sir. At this point, to do otherwise would only prolong the suffering. ;P

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  KyleHolt  |  7

Never knew anyone cared so much how how another person wrote something? I feel like I'm being attacked over this haha! Half these people attacking me need to get laid! Maybe then you would be a happier person:)

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Some people literally do not have a "filter" on what they say. Doctors have told me i do not have one. It is within the frontal lobe of your brain somewhere to think before saying and nope, I do Not have it.

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

29- You have frontal lobe inhibition? I can see where actively choosing to type what you want to instead of blurting out what you're thinking must be a relief from saying something too embarrassing. :p I don't envy you that.

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  KyleHolt  |  7

Isn't that called turrets?

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