maybe he doesnt like you.

Whoever comes with such excuse to break up without even bothering to know if said person is alive, is not worth it in any way possible.

Obvious much?
BTW, what happened to good first comments? At least "OMGOMG FIRTS!!!!1!!11!" is amusing.

I'm sure he knew the mother was dead if they were dating. let's use some common sense here.

tits $)

Maybe OP's boyfriend is fucked in the head. Or... He wants to "see" other people. And by "see" I mean have sex with.

maybe her ghost told him?

You deserve better if he can't even tell you the real reason he wants to break up with you.

maybe it's in his conscious?? hmm

ya its kinda pretty obvious he soes not like her -_-

Maybe her previous ex posted on his wall and told him that she gave bad blow jobs but he didn't want to use that as the reason he's ditching her.

I'd rather bad blowjobs than no blowjobs. As long as the sex is fine.

Guys. It's a he. Just saying.

Awkward...

I'm definitely in a mind-set where I assume most FMLs involve straight people.

I'm sorry!!:( but it sucks that your boyfriend doesn't even know that your mum isn't alive!

Maybe he can see dead people.

thank you captain obvious

Maybe OP turned him straight... OP's mother wouldn't like her son dating a straight guy.

keymans comments always annoy me..

maybe.... I should rethink what my first comment on this should be... I hate being banned from FML.

76—brilliant!

well that would suck!..

Or maybe he mixed you up with one of his other "girls".

ya think??

Op is a guy

106 I'm fairly certain the boyfriend was aware that op's mom isn't alive. It just sounds like a half ass reason to break up. And to op, he sounds like a dick, you can do better.

she haunted his house who's parents wouldn't

163- Don't like 'em, don't read 'em. It's a free country mother fucker.

number 44's comments annoy me...

209-

I agree with you.

has anyone else realized a great increase of posts EXACTLY like this?

thank you for that unneeded observation

OP- next time you have a wound, ask him to rub salt into it, since he's so good at that

He's going mental..

he's already there

or she was bitch who really does hate him. can't blame him for not wanting to deal with a bitch potential mother-in-law.

63, try reading the whole FML next time...

Must be that fucking meatloaf again. I blame grandpa

Ghosts are real there's one in my room with me right now help.

that would suck he's going crazy let him go

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

Maybe he a douchebag? Idk

Maybe c-c-combo breaker? Idk

Maybe you should invest in a straight jacket?

maybe he a.... aw fuck it. Idk

don't be a queer saying that shit

don't be a queer saying that shit

46-that made me lol.

Lmao , i Agree ;P

I'd end it if a ghost threatened me too!

Your better off without him. :)

yup yup.

Yeah, if it's not meant to be, it won't happen.

what an excuse LOL fail

is he religious? maybe he can talk to her in heaven

sorry to burst your bubble but heaven isn't real

if religion was real we would all burn in hell cuz we take shits.

129- Can we not set aside differences and just make fun of each other for who we are and not what we are?

Actually we don't no if it is or isn't real.

He has the the 6th sense durr...

just ask Morgan freeman. he knows all about that

what doesn't he knows

How to kill Chuck Norris...

hahaha! i didnt know people still said "durr"

hey

This is the perfect time to phone up the ghostbusters.

who you gonna call?!

Ghostbusters!!!

well, he's an idiot. if he doesn't know that about you then he obviously doesn't care. BETTER OFF W/O HIM!!!!!!!!

hes just being a douche bag, your worth more than that, forget him ;)

I totally agree

sucks op. maybe he meant his mom?