By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
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omgjustno 7

Say it's in the same place as all your lost birthday and holiday presents from him

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FALLENSEBZERO 16

Tell him its up his ass if he wants to be so rude.

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FALLENSEBZERO 16

Tell him its up his ass if he wants to be so rude.

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Kc1001 14

"it's up your ass. go look for it."

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rapunzel3416 28

Hey this is my FML reworded and resubmitted! I was robbed

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nsempsrott 2

I would phrase it "With your head. Up your ass."

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cuppycakeslove 20

Demand where he was all those years you two didn't speak.

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omgjustno 7

Say it's in the same place as all your lost birthday and holiday presents from him

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pandalover69 26

Damn you took the words right out of my mouth

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Zebediabolical 39

It must have been while I as kissing you.

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Kittem 10

Tell him it's in the last place he took you out to dinner/had special bonding time with you. THAT might have him straining his mind for a while.

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Harshdfml 14

Ask him to choose : a kick in the balls or a punch in the gut?

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scottyspot 11

Tell him you had one from a long time ago, but you misplaced it due to not seeing him in so long.

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XxWolfyGirlXx 16

I feel ya there. Just had something similar happen

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Kitten_Lover 8

Ask him where your presents are. I bet he'll hang up and never call you again. Problem solved! :)

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