Love: Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball...

By xxbobsan - 21/04/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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What's so funny?

By Puleksy - 14/08/2023 14:00 - Poland - Brzeg

Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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Sorry

By RaveCharlie - 18/04/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

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By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML

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You're so vain…

By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 05:01

Today, my girlfriend of two years took offense to a "That's what she said joke", and blew up, saying she doesn't like those jokes. She thinks that she is the "She" of the jokes every time I guess. I tried explaining how the jokes work, but she wouldn't believe me. She says that I'm just lying. FML

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backyardbetty 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:11

maybe you're actually horrible but don't realize it

MandM44 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:59

why would you date such a huge bitch? I mean, you may very well suck at baseball but that doesn't mean she has to tell you...especially not in such a mean way...YkindaDI for dating a bitch.

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backyardbetty 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:11

maybe you're actually horrible but don't realize it

6969awesome 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 5:18

baseballs shit anyway

wrest13 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 5:41

39 is my best friend

onigiriqueen 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:31

You probably aren't very talented if she would say that, however at least *somebody* told you. Now you won't continue to embarrass yourself.

fatality2009 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:46

OMG THT IS SOOO BAD

99Rage 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:57

Who the **** cares if he isn't that talented? it still doesn't justify her being a bitch about it. if she refuses to give you anymore bjs, or whatever..just pull a nice "Haha, maybe now I can get someone with talent" hey, why not? it'll piss her off.

MandM44 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:59

why would you date such a huge bitch? I mean, you may very well suck at baseball but that doesn't mean she has to tell you...especially not in such a mean way...YkindaDI for dating a bitch.

Static_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:05

At least she is sincere, she could lie xD

itsTiffany 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:06

Yeah maybe she's a bitch... or maybe she was just joking the whole time and the OP cut the story short.

imadonkeymoo 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:14

u suk

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:40

you are probably a bitch

ammali 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:48

Even if it's true that you aren't very good, that's still a bitchy thing for her to say. If you're in a relationship you're supposed to be loving and supportive of them. You said you were quitting anyway, so what's the point in critiquing your skills now, especially if she never said anything before? Being mean just for the sake of it... meh.