Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
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not1
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i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)
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dwights
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hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window
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dwights
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hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window
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teeteerocks17
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Ahahaha
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Thestarlitrose
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lol don't feel bad i got sick when i was with a guy i was into. sooooooo awk
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not1
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i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)
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whatsarahsaid
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It would be more of a FML if he decided "sorry. i can't be around you anymore because you had a massive bowel movement like everyone else has had in the world." but this still sucks nonetheless.
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Mayonnaise_fml
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haha I started laughing out loud.
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greatnt249
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Sounds like you should have held it in if you could have.
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derfboy23
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Can't you tell when it's gonna be a big dump? Flush when you're halfway through or plunge the toilet yourself (assuming there is one in the bathroom) to avoid future embarrassment.
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greenman_fml
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I've said it before, I'll say it again: you mustn't be embarrassed about your woman-shit. You should be proud that you clogged his toilet, show him you're not messing around. You can rival his man-shit any day. Keep up the good work
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harmoniCAT
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOL
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ughfuck1234
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SO TRUE.
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SacredHorses
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lmfao
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qwertyuiop8989
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I got really drunk and threw up all over my crush like the first time we actually hung out, we dated for almost 2 years after that....I wouldn't worry about it, he might still be into you after you did something nasty. Next time just throw it out the window like #1 suggested.
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Fanny_fml
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Lol this is pretty much a deal breaker, guys don't want to know that girls take craps too. :(