Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
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not1 0
i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)
dwights 0
hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window
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Comments (102)
meanbeech 0
... i think as far as relationships go.. you just took a dump of doom into the friend zone if he has the heart to even put you in there.. granted everyone poops.. but you dont dump in a persons house until you know them really well or youre about to shit yourself. you never heard of a pre-game dump?
vietiscool 2
honestly most guys don't care about this kind of stuff that much.
scarlett_fml 0
I wouldn;t care if you took a crap and blocked my toilet but girl, you'd be plunging it yourself!
MiGman 5
#33 most guys I know including me if we liked the girl would plunge the duece for her
AliSama 17
i would not care. It is only a toilet, and you are a human being. This is real life, everyone goes to the bathroom. Try and get some fiber or drink prune juice.
zandar 0
#8 FTW. Yeah, don't worry! We're all human. At least I think we are.
audiogasmic 0
could be worse, something like that happened at the guy I like's house and we made a joke out of it. his toilet wouldn't flush when i went to the bathroom, and when he went it flushed. i felt stupid, but he still likes me so its all good :)
jwesburn 0
Damn, I just get uncomfortable at the thought of an "away" toilet situation. ALWAYS PLAN AHEAD.
OneEMan 0
You know, I saw this once on 6teen.
claire_fml 0
Everyone takes a shit. If he's going to consider this a deal breaker he better realize that everyone, yes, even girls, have to take a shit sometimes.
mavrick1915 0
you have to go take care of business before you go over to hang out with someone you like, i agree that everyone poops just not the first time that you hang out with a guy you like... hahaha really funny