By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
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not1 0

i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)

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dwights 0

hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window

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meanbeech 0

... i think as far as relationships go.. you just took a dump of doom into the friend zone if he has the heart to even put you in there.. granted everyone poops.. but you dont dump in a persons house until you know them really well or youre about to shit yourself. you never heard of a pre-game dump?

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vietiscool 2

honestly most guys don't care about this kind of stuff that much.

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scarlett_fml 0

I wouldn;t care if you took a crap and blocked my toilet but girl, you'd be plunging it yourself!

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MiGman 5

#33 most guys I know including me if we liked the girl would plunge the duece for her

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AliSama 17

i would not care. It is only a toilet, and you are a human being. This is real life, everyone goes to the bathroom. Try and get some fiber or drink prune juice.

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zandar 0

#8 FTW. Yeah, don't worry! We're all human. At least I think we are.

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audiogasmic 0

could be worse, something like that happened at the guy I like's house and we made a joke out of it. his toilet wouldn't flush when i went to the bathroom, and when he went it flushed. i felt stupid, but he still likes me so its all good :)

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jwesburn 0

Damn, I just get uncomfortable at the thought of an "away" toilet situation. ALWAYS PLAN AHEAD.

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OneEMan 0

You know, I saw this once on 6teen.

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claire_fml 0

Everyone takes a shit. If he's going to consider this a deal breaker he better realize that everyone, yes, even girls, have to take a shit sometimes.

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mavrick1915 0

you have to go take care of business before you go over to hang out with someone you like, i agree that everyone poops just not the first time that you hang out with a guy you like... hahaha really funny

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