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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 01:32 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles from fatigue. FML
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WinterChild 20

Should have said "Oh I'm sorry, does it remind you of that story I wasn't suppose to tell grandma about?"

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A07 48

You should've said "Ofcourse you'd know all about them" when he said that

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ColonelCusswords 24

Look on the bright side, your dark eye circles make you look like "a cheap Vegas *****" not a cheap vegas drag queen like mine do

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WhoopteDo 26

It also wasn't a black eye. That's another bright side.

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ColonelCusswords 24

get off my comment fluffy

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ColonelCusswords 24

Thanks guys I love you all

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shessohighh 10

It's probably not due to sleep. That kind is easy to conceal. As someone who has always suffered from dark circles due to genetics and sinus issues, I can attest that they are impossible to mask. I feel for you OP. I've been there.

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WinterChild 20

Should have said "Oh I'm sorry, does it remind you of that story I wasn't suppose to tell grandma about?"

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HollyQuinn 21

Hey, maybe a new career path for ya? Kidding, what a weenie.

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MagnusDeus 24

Did you get punched in the face? How dark can those circles be??

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militarybrat 21

Depending on what type, the allergic shiners and genetic type can get quite dark. Mine get almost black daily.

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A07 48

You should've said "Ofcourse you'd know all about them" when he said that

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lexiieeex3 32

Regardless of your age you never disrespect grandpa...

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Abhimanyu 14

#48 I understand what you're saying but, sometimes you must stand up and speak for yourself. Blood relations don't give someone a right to insult their family members no matter how young or old they're.

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CharlieM78 9

Why would you be embarrassed? Just call him on it by saying thanks but it's not makeup you dick I simply have not been getting enough rest because (fill in the blank) and make him look like the asshat he is.

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teentee401 36

Yeah I'd be more embarrassed by people thinking I look like a cheap ***** than by having them know that I haven't gotten much sleep.

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cheeeksss 29

I'm with 25. Isn't it less embarrassing to have dark circles? And by the way, what the **** kind of grandfather does OP have...

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Lalala579121 27

By the sounds of it, one of the ones who always blames everything on the commies.

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dayi_beny 11

don't worry, I used to be a bastard in my grandpa's eyes too, but he passed away :|

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tranced_ 45

typical family reunion in a nutshell. .

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