On the run

By broussimousse - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 011
You deserved it 32 561

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why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

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Hahahaahhahah!

Be happy it wasn't poison Oak or Ivy!!

I read that as Professor Oak and Ivy. Too much pokemon..

hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

Silly, birds don't wipe their asses. Also, did you not expect to get sweaty on a run? Come on now.

hahaha, i actually laughed reading that. smooooth!

LOL, yeah i agree with 4. Why didn't you just use your shirt?

why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

Yeah, she is fucking stupid. YDI.

Hahaha #8!!! I was thinking the same thing.

@ 3 I seriously thought it was going to be Poison Oak!

[sarcasm] My goodness. Girl's sweat? Well now that I know this, I'm not sure I will ever find a woman I could be with. Every time they sweat I will just be repulsed. Any girl who sweats should just give up on finding a man. [/sarcasm]