Sports and Animals: On the run

On the run

By broussimousse - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

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lolajelly 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:22

why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

stephfml 0

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:17

hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

Jonny_fml 0

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:13

Hahahaahhahah!

Amkii 0

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:15

Be happy it wasn't poison Oak or Ivy!!

MehrunesDagon456 20

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Wednesday 10 September 2014 1:14

I read that as Professor Oak and Ivy. Too much pokemon..

stephfml 0

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:17

hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

may_cause_fail 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:18

Silly, birds don't wipe their asses. Also, did you not expect to get sweaty on a run? Come on now.

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:18

hahaha, i actually laughed reading that. smooooth!

mhwang 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:21

LOL, yeah i agree with 4. Why didn't you just use your shirt?

lolajelly 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:22

why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

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Monday 6 June 2011 15:31

Yeah, she is fucking stupid. YDI.

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:26

Hahaha #8!!! I was thinking the same thing.

LovesickMelody 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:26

@ 3 I seriously thought it was going to be Poison Oak!

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:28

[sarcasm] My goodness. Girl's sweat? Well now that I know this, I'm not sure I will ever find a woman I could be with. Every time they sweat I will just be repulsed. Any girl who sweats should just give up on finding a man. [/sarcasm]