On the run

By broussimousse - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 061
You deserved it 32 616

Same thing different taste

Top comments

lolajelly 0

why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

Comments

Be happy it wasn't poison Oak or Ivy!!

I read that as Professor Oak and Ivy. Too much pokemon..

hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

may_cause_fail 0

Silly, birds don't wipe their asses. Also, did you not expect to get sweaty on a run? Come on now.

hahaha, i actually laughed reading that. smooooth!

mhwang 0

LOL, yeah i agree with 4. Why didn't you just use your shirt?

lolajelly 0

why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

Hahaha #8!!! I was thinking the same thing.

LovesickMelody 0

@ 3 I seriously thought it was going to be Poison Oak!

[sarcasm] My goodness. Girl's sweat? Well now that I know this, I'm not sure I will ever find a woman I could be with. Every time they sweat I will just be repulsed. Any girl who sweats should just give up on finding a man. [/sarcasm]