Sick
Today, I noticed a thick layer of mold growing inside the straw of my water bottle. I use that bottle every day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ooops
Canada
Baked
Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Today, I noticed mold on my toothbrush. I have no idea how long it's been like that. I told my husband about it via text, and all he could say was, "Welp... ew." We've had a mold problem for years and I'm constantly sick. I also mentioned this and he sent me a shrugging emoji. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hydrate!
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to be properly hydrated. On the first day, I filled it, put it in my backpack, and went to work. Six hours later, I discovered the lid wasn't fully closed. My laptop survived, but every document in my bag smelled like cucumber. FML
Anonymous
Ebersbach, Germany
Cruel summer
Today, it’s a rather wet summer and everything in our house is prone to mould. No, I’m not exaggerating when I say “everything”: I just found mould growing on the plates in the cupboard. And, no, we did not accidentally put them away unwashed. FML
yum
Sylmar, United States
Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML
Dodged a bullet
United States
The blob
Today, after several days of deep-cleaning my house, I found a huge section of my room covered in black mold. I almost puked when I saw it. Not only could that have put anyone in the hospital, but it also explains why I've been getting sick all the time as of late. FML
Magaña.i.am
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Anonymous
United States
Morning pick-me-up
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Anonymous
Oh gosh
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
SlutRobot6000
Drunken mess
Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML
Top comments
Zehir_fml 10
And never clean it?.
Cadillac_kid_15 27
That's really gross. Maybe wash it.
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Comments (23)
Zehir_fml 10
And never clean it?.
Cadillac_kid_15 27
That's really gross. Maybe wash it.
TheAwesomePossum 11
Use pipe cleaners to clean straws. How could you not taste it?
RWBY_RubyRose 9
The mold grew in slowly, so op got used to the taste slowly. Yummm
bigred121970 10
Eeeeeew!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
jcash52426 5
If it's just used for water then you should do a hot water rinse every day and a soap/ dishwasher clean one a week
Douglas E. Berry 5
This is why you clean the straw and bottle regularly. I'm just amazed that you didn't notice that your water tasted like mold.
iswearimhuman 12
Check out this state of the art technology; it's called water and detergent. Works wonders. You should try it some time. But on a serious note, I hope you're still ok after drinking all that diluted mould sweat!
thisisthestupid 18
It's probably the type of water bottle where the straw is attached. That happened to me I kept feeing sick dumb me would keep filing the bottle with water to get fluids That was just making it worse
PJSandWitch 3
That's why I use a cup. Straws are disgusting
bigred121970 10
Not if you wash them everyday.
writerchic85 26
Free penicillin.
Bearsmomma 30
Yes but a type with no medicinal property
Chemystery 0
You also need to wash it everyday