By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 050
You deserved it 7 023
Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

maskedman 9
Send a private message

so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.

54 0
Reply Report
FPsLife 5
Send a private message

Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?

22 0
Reply Report
Next

Comments

mini1 0
Send a private message

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
1 36
Reply Report
xToKeRx420x 0

that sucks monkey balls lmaooo

0 2
Reply Report
HotpinkKitties 0

That really does suck lmao

0 2
Reply Report
Shystai 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
1 20
Reply Report
jculb88 0
Send a private message

apparently? either you did or you didn't.

0 8
Reply Report
beachbunn2 0

to all you dumbasses who say you must be fat, skinny anorexic people take shits just like bigger people do. and ALL girls take shits!!!!!

12 1
Reply Report
hunter989 0

no they dont; girls dont poop everyone knows that.

14 3
Reply Report
dfos1989 0
Send a private message

lol I Hella flushed the toilet throughout my shit just now

0 0
Reply Report
Gumblebum100 0

realllll hot

0 1
Reply Report
DzCountingSheep 0

yeah everyone knows girls don't poop. girls don't fart either so stop confusing people. idiot.

1 3
Reply Report
jair_lhao 0
Send a private message

this happend to new sep when I kep flushing it kep rising and was about to overflow ahhh lol

0 2
Reply Report
silentfog 0
Send a private message

WTF are you saying

0 1
Reply Report
inhuman 0
Send a private message

ohhhh, so then it really was ice cream in 2 girls 1 cup. i knew it.

3 4
Reply Report
NYChx25 0

eww gross >.< then again we all do it sometimes rite? tht sucks lol

1 1
Reply Report
missmurderx 8

that "STINKS". cD

0 4
Reply Report
maskedman 9
Send a private message

so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.

54 0
Reply Report
doink 0

Don't believe her lies. We don't poop. She is just trying to trick you!

16 1
Reply Report
Horney4her69 0

shit happens

8 0
Reply Report
azreal_13 0

lol #55 and yup my sister dose it all the time

1 3
Reply Report
H0TinNYC 1
Send a private message

I woulnt fate your sister.

0 2
Reply Report
hehe_oops 2
Send a private message

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
2 20
Reply Report
Valter 0
Send a private message

you sick fuck!!!

0 0
Reply Report
jonny2x4 0
Send a private message

YDI for clogging his terlet with lincoln logs. Someone needs some fiber in their diet.

0 18
Reply Report
rider12 0
Send a private message

fake you would of known that you clogged the toilet before you left unless you are a real. dumbass fml is so fake seriously tell real stories don't lie on your arse and make up fake stories

0 2
Reply Report
BangOut 2
Send a private message

100% FAKE!!!!! Girls just DO NOT poop!

0 2
Reply Report
Cher_GaGa 0

hahaha ur stupid!! if you don't poop you can die! so duuuhh!! the poop can clog up ur intestine and it can burst if it gets too clogged!! soo :P

2 7
Reply Report
uxoriouswidow 0
Send a private message

That's what faecal faries are for.

3 0
Reply Report
Gumblebum100 0

uhhhh this isn't 1st grade guys girls poop I'm a girl and I know that as a fact!!! an 45 is right you would be dead I'd ya didn't crap!!

0 3
Reply Report
Gumblebum100 0

btw when I said guys I meant everyone not just the guys………

0 1
Reply Report
Next