By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
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PenguinBitch 43

Every poops. Don't feel bad, unless he's the type that thinks it's wrong when women fart and poop.

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zombieslayer83 19

You must be down in the dumps.

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PenguinBitch 43

Every poops. Don't feel bad, unless he's the type that thinks it's wrong when women fart and poop.

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AssTard 15

Must resist...... Aggghhhh!!! I can not. *Everyone

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PenguinBitch 43

Omg.... how did I miss the toilet on this one?! Hopefully it gets taken care of.

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BlowinChronic 18

If he thinks it's wrong for women to do that then OP shouldn't worry about impressing him anyways. He's not worth her time.

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ttqq 7

What are you talking about #1? Women don't fart.

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jheinz33 3

Olly Murs thinks it's wrong for girls to fart..

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samasara 20

OP should be glad it was at her parents house, not his!!

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AbstraktThoughts 13

OP must be stuck in a shi-*gets shot*

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Mf2307 15

very true it would be more embarrassing at his house

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Tali147 16

Well that's a pretty crappy way to start things off. Ba dum tsss.

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Catkam623 27

What a shitty way to impress the parents

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Catkam623 27

Sorry wrote that wrong was shitty way to impress the boyfriend ops parents I was really tired when I wrote that having just finished a soccer game.

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kwyk 23

You must have just finished something extremely tiresome before writing that last comment...

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sens3sfailing 24

Except if the excuse is, I'm paralyzed from the neck down. Then someone else has to do the dishes hence getting them done.

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Spectre529 12

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Sir_Crackerjacks 5

Oh don't worry everybody clogs the toilet now and then. Make some light hearted jokes about it, though preferably not at dinner.

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laya_fml 26

That could be a disturbing dinner topic. "Oh, this meatloaf reminds me of a funny story. Remember that time I clogged the toilet. Speaking of which, can I have some more peas."

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peniiis 8

Next time, flush while you're going so it won't get clogged! Sorry for the embarrassment though OP!

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Pleonasm 35

Number of really bad puns about shit: 2 and counting.

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Pleonasm 35

Let's just wait for the "that's a shitty situation" comments.

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BlowinChronic 18

I say we all thumb it up just so that person feels better about themselves and everyone is like "how the hell is that getting thumbs up?"

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perdix 29

Hold on, has anyone seen my sunglasses? Oops, they are on my head! Sounds like a . . . never mind, the moment has passed.

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13ky13 20

Well that's a shitty situation. There, done.

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Pleonasm 35

Shitty puns level is approaching 9000! I keep scrolling down to see whe, eventually, shit will hit the fan, the standard for puns will go down the drain, and I will hit the poop deck.

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rocker_chick105 31

What about "that looks like a bad shituation?" The number of shit puns is going through the roof

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SPRKY 6

I got this one! Well, at least she didn't hold- *puts on sunglasses* Anything in... *leaves quickly*

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sunkissedluster 20

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sugarlover1998 7

If they had decent parents, they wouldn't be on FML :P

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DocBastard 38

Do you seriously not get the point of this site? It's called Fmylife.com, not Ihavegreatparents.com. If you can read, I'd strongly suggest skimming through the FAQ.

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bushada 18

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yellowchocobo 21

#25 it must be her, I mean, who else could it be..?

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AllieCat21 21

Did she clog your toilet before she left you?

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CharresBarkrey 15

She's a serial clogger!

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vencku 13

She's probably very embarrassed afterwards, hence the breaking up so fast.

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theballetdancer 5

If you're close enough to introduce him to your parents, you're close enough to know that both of you go to the bathroom.

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