By Anathema_360 - 30/05/2015 15:22 - Canada - Hamilton

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Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML
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Anathema_360 5
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Allow me to clarify. I have a boyfriend, we've been together for 3 years, he's just doesn't want sex anymore

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TrippingOnAcid 29
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What is fappening to this generation?

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booze_n_bitches 35
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Stop watching so much porn and go out into the world and find someone special! Sex is so much better when it's with someone you love anyway:)

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TrippingOnAcid 29
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What is fappening to this generation?

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201chasew 22
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The great fappening was a LOT of nudes leaked of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and various other celebrities. (yes, I do see that it was a joke)

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DFMLharsh 20
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And you were the first to download them.

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ScarredVox92 16
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this comment is golden.

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cmac86 23
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So it's cum to this.

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gordjess1 19
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Oh no! That'd be awkward if you sleep talk and someone heard.

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gordjess1 19
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Brace yourselves masturbation puns are cumming

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sturschaedel 27
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Was it good porn at least?

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abNormal62 23
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Don't be so hard on your self my friend! Or maybe being harder on yourself will help. Go ahead and reach out and touch someone, even if TS just yourself!

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abNormal62 23
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Talk to your friends, somebody may be willing to offer you a hand

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booze_n_bitches 35
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Stop watching so much porn and go out into the world and find someone special! Sex is so much better when it's with someone you love anyway:)

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Vestin 18
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#8: As long as he loves himself, I don't see an issue ;P.

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Mauskau 35
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I do the same sometimes, but it can happen shortly after having sex, it's mainly because I haven't actually done anything myself in a while. I've never thought of posting it on here though.

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Addiction333 14
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Says the young girl who can get laid as easily as making a sandwich. Try being a guy.

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Bruhsco 8
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Stop watching porn.

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Lexipants 21
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Oh, shit, the fun police are here!

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coming back in the future 30
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I had one were i was masturbating next to my brother.

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BigC_from_Bama 16
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That's exactly what I wanted to read today. Thanks!

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fleshMastersword 6
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Hey chill bro, I am 21 and still a virgin

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WilliamMurderfac_fml 23
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So you have yet to find a sheath for your flesh master sword?

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Myo_fml 20
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It'll be fine. I didn't lose my virginity until 21 but I had the added benefit of losing it to someone I love.

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