By Anathema_360 - 30/05/2015 15:22 - Canada - Hamilton

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Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML
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Anathema_360 5

Allow me to clarify. I have a boyfriend, we've been together for 3 years, he's just doesn't want sex anymore

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Top comments

booze_n_bitches 37

Stop watching so much **** and go out into the world and find someone special! Sex is so much better when it's with someone you love anyway:)

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Comments

201chasew 22

The great fappening was a LOT of nudes leaked of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and various other celebrities. (yes, I do see that it was a joke)

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DFMLharsh 20

And you were the first to download them.

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gordjess1 19

Oh no! That'd be awkward if you sleep talk and someone heard.

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gordjess1 19

Brace yourselves masturbation puns are cumming

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abNormal62 23

Don't be so hard on your self my friend! Or maybe being harder on yourself will help. Go ahead and reach out and touch someone, even if TS just yourself!

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abNormal62 23

Talk to your friends, somebody may be willing to offer you a hand

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booze_n_bitches 37

Stop watching so much **** and go out into the world and find someone special! Sex is so much better when it's with someone you love anyway:)

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Vestin 18

#8: As long as he loves himself, I don't see an issue ;P.

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Mauskau 35

I do the same sometimes, but it can happen shortly after having sex, it's mainly because I haven't actually done anything myself in a while. I've never thought of posting it on here though.

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Addiction333 14

Says the young girl who can get laid as easily as making a sandwich. Try being a guy.

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coming back in the future 30

I had one were i was masturbating next to my brother.

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BigC_from_Bama 16

That's exactly what I wanted to read today. Thanks!

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fleshMastersword 6

Hey chill bro, I am 21 and still a virgin

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WilliamMurderfac_fml 23

So you have yet to find a sheath for your flesh master sword?

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Myo_fml 20

It'll be fine. I didn't lose my virginity until 21 but I had the added benefit of losing it to someone I love.

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