Don't blame seniors! It was probably kids who were aiming at a gingerbread house and missing.

I will never eat in a busy food court. Lesson learned. Thank you for letting me live vicariously through you. Sorry about your pissy pants, OP.

I've been there before, OP. And then mall security lead me out of the building because—allegedly—you're not supposed to eat meals on the public toilet even if it's the only seat available.

Looks like someone forgot to wear their adult diaper.

No wonder no one was sitting there

Sorry about that. I was expecting soda or some sauce. I'll remember to check the seat before I sit

Wow! Urine a really bad situation!

Oh dear lawd. I would have screamed, made a face of pure agonized horror, then run to the bathroom sobbing and once there call someone reliable for help (and clean clothes), still sobbing and occasionally yelling 'i didnt know people in food courts were such disgusting animals' in (likely futile) hopes passerbys will get the picture I didn't piss myself. Fuck your life, OP, fuck it so hard! ... Actually, wait, that came out weird...

yeah, that's probably why it was available.

Let's just say urine trouble!