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Procedure*. So close.

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  Futacy  |  29

Or you could get a real boyfriend, just a thought.

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  BioncaLuLu69  |  3

Well when my grandmother was in her mid 20's apparently my grandfather got her a glass sliding and later that night he was called to the hospital because she got it stuck very similar to this .... .... Yeah my family is very open X_X

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  emag_eht  |  18

9- Maybe she means special as in she doesn't use it as often as her other ones? Or it's for when she really needs that orgasmic boost for the day?

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  vintage3113  |  6

Dick!

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  DollyDope  |  17

39- I doubt OP was even able to walk.. maybe the walk of shame

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  Tuffay  |  14

I am not sure she is a she... I think this Op is Male.

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  rarrar321  |  3

Are you kidding!? What could be more special than getting it stuck in your ass and having it surgically removed?! That's true love, my friend. True love.

By  ianbeef  |  11

That's gross

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fuzz- I am assuming that you are only 14/15 too, since you have 97 in your profile. Don't be a jerk

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People lie, just saying.

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  ogle5431  |  1

Wow 17, Fuzz? Please enlighten us more. Better yet, keep your mouth shut at least until you've moved out of your parents' house because you don't know jack.

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  xknightlightx  |  2

Being mature isnt about accepting sexual shit like anal sex experience.. He is conscious enough to remember actively that there is shit in the anus.. Even if there isnt, the anus still had shit and is made to handle shit.. Since when does ... not thinking about the poop in the anus= being more mature?? Because The only way people stop thinking about the shit in the anus during sexual experiences is when they think about sexual pleasure instead-.- and this relates to the way people can choose to do things like eating ice cream even though it has been dropped on the floor .. Or having sex with someone else even though you have a boyfriend.. There is a contradiction and a impurity that makes it all disgusting in SOME way.. And contradictions to true love dont go away just because you get a bf/gf.. Being mature isnt about being unconscious about things.. Or sex.. It is about being stronger in more ways than one .. For yourself and for those you love and want to protect and make happy and such... Not about accepting anal sexual shit Because being mature is about reaching a level of intelligence.. But that level of intelligence doesnt have to be about accepting anal shit.

I wasn't aware people had special sex toys. But OP, there's other ways to cheer yourself up than drinking.

By  Kingkiwi  |  5

Life's a bitch:/

By  epicskier  |  3

I hope you are a girl. Otherwise that would have been terrible

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  kakarot2  |  11

Dildos are made for women in mind for the most part. if I guy were to show up with a dildo up his ass, even if gay, it would be 100% more awkward of a situation.

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Well, honestly anal might be better for guys. The prostate is pretty much a g spot and can generally only be reached by anal stimulation. It's just not a commonly accepted thing because, you know, Jesus hates sodomy.

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  ogle5431  |  1

Actually I've experienced a prostate "massage". It's one of the most uncomfortable things I've experienced in my life. To each their own but I could never be gay.

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  piff7  |  14

Obviously OP is a girl. Open your eyes and look at the gender symbol next to the FML. Before you comment asking maybe you should open your eyes a little

By  Valdrek  |  26

Geez, did you go too deep? FYL OP, that would have been insane amounts of embarrassment.

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