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I've noticed society and everyone in it is getting progressively more and more idiotic.. So the steak knife probably made sense at the time.

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Only Chuck Norris can use a steak knife instead of floss. Don't try to imitate the almighty Chuck Norris.

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Semi? Are you kidding? These are spiders we are talking about...you need fully automatic weapons or maybe even grenades.

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That's a hell of a better idea than what I usually do. I prefer to use a razor blade, it helps to get between your teeth and serves as a good scraper. My dentist says that when your gums bleed when you floss, it's completely normal.

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Perhaps he had used the steak knife to part his hair, and the "don't use steak knife on your body" part of his brain was excised.

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If you don't have floss or a toothpick ... use your nail. But please make sure to wash your hands first.

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If you can floss your teeth with your penis, missing teeth are going to be the least of your problems in finding and keeping women. Then again, you may be completely self-sufficient ;)

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I'm pretty sure it's fairly normal to floss with a penis. Reminds me when I was 15 and went to the White House to meet President Clinton. He gave me an autographed picture of himself in exchange for a hand-job and a V-8 in the Oval Office. I sold the picture last week for $89,000 and have since moved to Chilie to start my own brothel under the alias "Mr. Fonzworth." If you're ever in Santiago look me up.

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115 - Many lesser minded souls cannot comprehend the greater level of intelligence that Boners' preaches and thus tend to thumb down his comments in a fit of jealousy and rage. Those of us who have been fortunate enough to be enlightened by Boners' wisdom - such as you and I - can only hope to one day achieve in our lifetimes a fraction of what Boners' achieves daily. Let us rejoice in his greatness!

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36-I've been an aspiring male prostitute for years(they call me dirk hardwood) and I was wondering if a distinguished"Mac daddy" such as yourself has any tips for a man ho like me.

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Looking at your profile I feel as if you are an Asian with down syndrome. "Well said Jeffry!" -Jeffry

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