FML : Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no...

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Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ceetee / Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:35 / Australia

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By kirbinator | 0

#2980958 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:56

who has a friend named morris?

By xleanne_aLly | 23

#2980992 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:58

make your mom pay for it

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By kirbinator | 0

#2980958 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:56

who has a friend named morris?

chaps93 | 6

#2981008 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:59

my name is Morris. do you have a problem with that??

liquidfireKAN | 0

#2981017 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:59

all my friends... my name is morris....

Ellifish | 2

#2981021 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:00

Do you have any friends?

liquidfireKAN | 0

#2981086 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:06

yes, and probably more than you.. well I guess 0 isn't a hard number to beat...

MrFlintstone | 5

#2981089 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:06

hey your an imposter

dolphincheddar | 10

#2981155 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:15

your mother is missing a few brains cells, possibly a tad too many

futtbuck101 | 1

#2981233 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:25

It's chuck Norris's distant cousin.

Glitterhinoceros | 14

#2981265 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:29

dolphincheddar | 10

#2981271 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:30

don't mess with chuck morris.

iLikeWaffles155 | 5

#2981368 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:43

I was thinking it would be Morris Norris

jonn090 | 13

#2981389 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:47

hi I'm Morris. I am your father

freshV43 | 0

#2981459 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:03

I have AIDS

dolphincheddar | 10

#2981475 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:08

AIDS has chuck Morris.

Trololololololo_fml | 7

#2981673 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:56

Make her pay for a new one. She should've checked with you beforehand, by sending you a text or calling you.

chocolatechocha | 8

#2981678 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:57

lisa turtle. Kelly kapowski. Jesse spano. screech. and slater do. (showin my age here)

tori42995 | 0

#2981839 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:50

why not just take the car? instead of the sound system

neseseal | 0

#2981868 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:56

well that sucks

fistnazal | 10

#2981957 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:16

lmao 85. wow. I'm really mad I didnt think of that. that was great. thank you.. lol smh

guckylynn | 19

#2982000 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:28

Plenty of people do.

littlemissFYL | 5

#2982211 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:11

*85, I was thinking of saved by the bell, too! gotta love zac

canucks92 | 0

#2982283 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:35

my teachers name was Morris lol

Bekll | 29

#2982910 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:25

I have a cousin named Morris...

ChucktheNorris | 0

#2983456 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:32

38---I HAVE NO DISTANT COUSIN

My_Name_Is_ | 5

#2983723 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:42

hope you have learned something. never let your mom keep your keys, they will believe anything, even something horribly made as morris.

By xleanne_aLly | 23

#2980992 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:58

make your mom pay for it

goshpeople | 4

#2981167 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:17

Good idea. Although, it is funny that "Morris" only half-lied. He really did get something out of your car.

KaptainKronicX | 5

#2981414 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:54

OP should look on the bright side... he still has a car.

Ellifish | 2

#2982315 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:41

Or steal your mom's.....

leader0011 | 5

#2983537 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:51

agreed. his mom is an idiot for not asking first so it's the least she could do

By bellakaykid | 6

#2980993 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:58

Isn't Morris a pretty primitive name these days?

Lauren10102 | 3

#2981047 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:02

my middle name is Morris

thewife5 | 19

#2981207 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:21

would you really? Sounds like that's what you need.

bellakaykid | 6

#2981286 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:33

^ What?

By Lauren10102 | 3

#2980995 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:58

Do you have a friend named Morris, that is the question at hand...

thewife5 | 19

#2981044 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:02

umm.. he said he did not, therefore it is not the question at hand..

Molord1 | 0

#2981694 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:03

ya 4, you're dumb as clarke

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2981768 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:31

Haha the dumbest ass. #4 follow instructions on my pic.

Miss_Michaela | 10

#2982568 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:26

The question at hand is why would you ask that question at all.

By 95Sins | 7

#2981000 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:59

blame your mother and make her pay

By ILoveDaWorld | 5

#2981001 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:59

that sucks

Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2981506 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:15

your mom

BeastMode5 | 0

#2982044 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:40

Put a shirt back on your stick figure, it's not that sexy!

But yes I do agree, it does suck...

By icefshng8 | 9

#2981003 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:59

lucky he didn't take the car!

By BighornB | 0

#2981006 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:59

idiot mom alert!

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2981011 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:59

At least you still have your car? Unless your car is a shitbox not worth stealing that you put a $7343 sound system into...

sxe_beast | 11

#2981150 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:15

Who would put an expensive/nice sound system into a shitty car?!

allmidnighteyes | 10

#2981240 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:26

because people in the ghetto tend to take beat-up, rusting-through 1988 Buick Le Sabres and install 4 amps and 6 12" subs in the trunk and 24" fake chrome spinners from Wal*Mart on their rims.