Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
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kirbinator
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who has a friend named morris?
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xleanne_aLly
| 23
make your mom pay for it
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kirbinator
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who has a friend named morris?
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chaps93
| 6
my name is Morris. do you have a problem with that??
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liquidfireKAN
| 0
all my friends... my name is morris....
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Ellifish
| 2
Do you have any friends?
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liquidfireKAN
| 0
yes, and probably more than you.. well I guess 0 isn't a hard number to beat...
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MrFlintstone
| 5
hey your an imposter
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dolphincheddar
| 10
your mother is missing a few brains cells, possibly a tad too many
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futtbuck101
| 1
It's chuck Norris's distant cousin.
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Me
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dolphincheddar
| 10
don't mess with chuck morris.
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iLikeWaffles155
| 5
I was thinking it would be Morris Norris
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jonn090
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hi I'm Morris. I am your father
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freshV43
| 0
I have AIDS
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dolphincheddar
| 10
AIDS has chuck Morris.
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Make her pay for a new one. She should've checked with you beforehand, by sending you a text or calling you.
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chocolatechocha
| 8
lisa turtle. Kelly kapowski. Jesse spano. screech. and slater do. (showin my age here)
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tori42995
| 0
why not just take the car? instead of the sound system
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neseseal
| 0
well that sucks
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fistnazal
| 10
lmao 85. wow. I'm really mad I didnt think of that. that was great. thank you.. lol smh
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guckylynn
| 19
Plenty of people do.
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littlemissFYL
| 5
*85, I was thinking of saved by the bell, too! gotta love zac
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canucks92
| 0
my teachers name was Morris lol
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Bekll
| 30
I have a cousin named Morris...
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ChucktheNorris
| 0
38---I HAVE NO DISTANT COUSIN
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My_Name_Is_
| 5
hope you have learned something. never let your mom keep your keys, they will believe anything, even something horribly made as morris.
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xleanne_aLly
| 23
make your mom pay for it
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goshpeople
| 4
Good idea. Although, it is funny that "Morris" only half-lied. He really did get something out of your car.
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KaptainKronicX
| 5
OP should look on the bright side... he still has a car.
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Ellifish
| 2
Or steal your mom's.....
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leader0011
| 5
agreed. his mom is an idiot for not asking first so it's the least she could do
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bellakaykid
| 6
Isn't Morris a pretty primitive name these days?
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Lauren10102
| 3
my middle name is Morris
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thewife5
| 19
would you really? Sounds like that's what you need.
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bellakaykid
| 6
^ What?
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Lauren10102
| 3
Do you have a friend named Morris, that is the question at hand...
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thewife5
| 19
umm.. he said he did not, therefore it is not the question at hand..
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Molord1
| 0
ya 4, you're dumb as clarke
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Haha the dumbest ass. #4 follow instructions on my pic.
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Miss_Michaela
| 10
The question at hand is why would you ask that question at all.
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95Sins
| 7
blame your mother and make her pay
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ILoveDaWorld
| 5
that sucks
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Madiluvsyuh98
| 2
your mom
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BeastMode5
| 0
Put a shirt back on your stick figure, it's not that sexy!
But yes I do agree, it does suck...
But yes I do agree, it does suck...
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icefshng8
| 9
lucky he didn't take the car!
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BighornB
| 0
idiot mom alert!
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
At least you still have your car? Unless your car is a shitbox not worth stealing that you put a $7343 sound system into...
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sxe_beast
| 11
Who would put an expensive/nice sound system into a shitty car?!
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
because people in the ghetto tend to take beat-up, rusting-through 1988 Buick Le Sabres and install 4 amps and 6 12" subs in the trunk and 24" fake chrome spinners from Wal*Mart on their rims.
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stormracer101
| 5
seriously? you must not live in the south because that is all you see. shitty cars with loud ass sound systems and huge expensive rims.
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HondaKidd
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IN*expensive rims.
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ariannaa_fml
| 17
26- it's a disguise ;)
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jjpj99
| 0
Scrapers? Haha. Funny mini monster trucks >=D
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kaylarosevear_
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Never trust a Morris.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
not even philip morris? awww, i thought cigarettes were good for you...