By ceetee - 26/07/2011 13:35 - Australia

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
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kirbinator 0
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who has a friend named morris?

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xleanne_aLly 23
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make your mom pay for it

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kirbinator 0
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who has a friend named morris?

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chaps93 6

my name is Morris. do you have a problem with that??

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liquidfireKAN 0
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all my friends... my name is morris....

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Ellifish 2
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Do you have any friends?

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liquidfireKAN 0
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yes, and probably more than you.. well I guess 0 isn't a hard number to beat...

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MrFlintstone 5

hey your an imposter

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dolphincheddar 10
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your mother is missing a few brains cells, possibly a tad too many

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futtbuck101 1

It's chuck Norris's distant cousin.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Me

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dolphincheddar 10
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don't mess with chuck morris.

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iLikeWaffles155 5
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I was thinking it would be Morris Norris

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jonn090 13
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hi I'm Morris. I am your father

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freshV43 0

I have AIDS

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dolphincheddar 10
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AIDS has chuck Morris.

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Trololololololo_fml 7
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Make her pay for a new one. She should've checked with you beforehand, by sending you a text or calling you.

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chocolatechocha 8

lisa turtle. Kelly kapowski. Jesse spano. screech. and slater do. (showin my age here)

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tori42995 0
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why not just take the car? instead of the sound system

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neseseal 0

well that sucks

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fistnazal 10
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lmao 85. wow. I'm really mad I didnt think of that. that was great. thank you.. lol smh

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guckylynn 19

Plenty of people do.

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littlemissFYL 5

*85, I was thinking of saved by the bell, too! gotta love zac

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canucks92 0
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my teachers name was Morris lol

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Bekll 31
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I have a cousin named Morris...

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ChucktheNorris 0
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38---I HAVE NO DISTANT COUSIN

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My_Name_Is_ 5

hope you have learned something. never let your mom keep your keys, they will believe anything, even something horribly made as morris.

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xleanne_aLly 23
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make your mom pay for it

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goshpeople 4
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Good idea. Although, it is funny that "Morris" only half-lied. He really did get something out of your car.

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KaptainKronicX 5
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OP should look on the bright side... he still has a car.

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Ellifish 2
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Or steal your mom's.....

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leader0011 5
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agreed. his mom is an idiot for not asking first so it's the least she could do

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bellakaykid 6
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Isn't Morris a pretty primitive name these days?

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Lauren10102 3

my middle name is Morris

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thewife5 19
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would you really? Sounds like that's what you need.

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Lauren10102 3

Do you have a friend named Morris, that is the question at hand...

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thewife5 19
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umm.. he said he did not, therefore it is not the question at hand..

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Molord1 0
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ya 4, you're dumb as clarke

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KiddNYC1O 20

Haha the dumbest ass. #4 follow instructions on my pic.

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Miss_Michaela 10
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The question at hand is why would you ask that question at all.

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95Sins 7
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blame your mother and make her pay

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

your mom

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BeastMode5 0

Put a shirt back on your stick figure, it's not that sexy! But yes I do agree, it does suck...

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icefshng8 9

lucky he didn't take the car!

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BighornB 0
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idiot mom alert!

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allmidnighteyes 10
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At least you still have your car? Unless your car is a shitbox not worth stealing that you put a $7343 sound system into...

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sxe_beast 11

Who would put an expensive/nice sound system into a shitty car?!

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allmidnighteyes 10
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because people in the ghetto tend to take beat-up, rusting-through 1988 Buick Le Sabres and install 4 amps and 6 12" subs in the trunk and 24" fake chrome spinners from Wal*Mart on their rims.

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stormracer101 5

seriously? you must not live in the south because that is all you see. shitty cars with loud ass sound systems and huge expensive rims.

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HondaKidd 5

IN*expensive rims.

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ariannaa_fml 17

26- it's a disguise ;)

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jjpj99 0
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Scrapers? Haha. Funny mini monster trucks >=D

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kaylarosevear_ 2
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Never trust a Morris.

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TheNewGuy03 28
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not even philip morris? awww, i thought cigarettes were good for you...

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