Cars, Thief and Transportation: Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's...

By ceetee - 26/07/2011 13:35 - Australia

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm forbidden from hanging out with one of my friends. This happened after she was with us in a parking lot, and one of mom's smartass coworkers blasted his horn at us from a parked car to jolt us. My friend had a screaming breakdown; she has PTSD from losing her dad and sister in a car crash. FML

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By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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The usual suspects

By Anonymous - 30/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Bassett

Today, I woke up to my mom calling me. I'm 90 miles away, staying at my cousin's. Someone shit on the windshield of her car, and she is blaming my friends, and is pissed at me who is out of town, and my friends who I believe were driving to a out of state concert. FML

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Drunken antics

By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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It's mine now

By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 20:00

Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML

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The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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By TheComedyAudio - 25/02/2018 01:30

Today, I let my roommate borrow my car to go to the store. Later, I saw a picture on Facebook of my roommate and his buddies with my car saying, "Gone for the weekend!" I work at 8am tomorrow and he won't answer my calls. FML

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kirbinator 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:56

who has a friend named morris?

xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:58

make your mom pay for it

Comments

hopeless321 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:41

was his first name zach?

patzz12 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:32

Your mom is a dumb ass who gives their sons car keys to a person that comes up to your house and asks for them. Wouldnt that be suspicious

jazz6969 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:42

why would you let your mom have access to your car keys!

GoneClubbin 9

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:57

If that guy was smarter he would of stolen the entire car

EricaJoy 0

Friday 21 September 2012 6:46

Everybody has a friend named Morris!

REFF_fml 9

Friday 15 February 2013 8:13

I hope your mom buys you a really expensive new sound system :)

DarthIronbat 5

Tuesday 18 March 2014 23:32

Morris should have just taken the car.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 7 November 2015 2:11

Your mom's an idiot.

randybryant799 20

Saturday 26 March 2022 20:22

Your mother sounds like a complete idiot.

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