Anonymous
It's mine now
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML
MyLife
Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML
GrandTheftArson
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Pros and cons
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Anonymous
Donetsk, Ukraine
Caught
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
pedestrian
United States
Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML
Anonymous
Baller
Today, my popular friend stole another girl's boyfriend. She didn't keep him very long, though. In fact, she only kept him until I finally got together with my crush. Then she decided she had to have HIM. She succeeded, too. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
stuck
Bridgeview, United States
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Top comments
DonULFonso 22
She sold it, now it is yours, and you don't have to do anything other than remind her he stole hers and she has to call the police, then he will have to give it back! Don't complicate easy matters.
Chen Zhibang 8
Time to sell it back to her and make a healthy profit.
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Chen Zhibang 8
Time to sell it back to her and make a healthy profit.
DonULFonso 22
She sold it, now it is yours, and you don't have to do anything other than remind her he stole hers and she has to call the police, then he will have to give it back! Don't complicate easy matters.
RichardPencil 32
Sell her the car for the price you paid, with an option to buy it back at a lower price depending on the mileage and condition it is returned in.
s_ve 7
Sounds like you have bad taste in friends and she has bad taste in boyfriends! I agree with every one. Sell her the car back but with a profit!
daengh 15
'No'. 'nuf said.
Gina Marie Lombardi 15
It’s yours, you bought it. I would tell her where to stick it
sickerthanyou 13
Lol!, give her a buss ticket and call it even
randybryant799 21
So don't give it to her? I don't understand why you'd even consider it. That's absurd.