Intimacy: Sexy time

Sexy time

By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Oh, hello…

By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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Just… why?

By Ob3nie - 14/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML

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LemonStarship 5

Friday 18 December 2009 18:59

Maybe your bf is really a woman and he went to the bathroom to change into his real identity.

not_my_life 0

Friday 18 December 2009 17:28

Did she proceed to take her clothes off too?

Comments

rambles 0

Friday 18 December 2009 17:16

bahahaha and first bitches!

Cambo9000 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:37

his mom looks and coments "could be better needs some improvement"

vballerlover07 0

Monday 14 June 2010 10:23

What does skype have to do with any of that?

teagaann 0

Monday 18 October 2010 16:19

:/ Because she was on skype to her boyfriend then his mum walked in and saw her naked.

every1luvspuns 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 5:24

not only being naked from before backfires.. i personally find it hotter when the girl strips.

emala1096 17

Monday 1 April 2013 3:57

That is absolutely riveting, #1. Please do tell it again.

jjstuec 5

Monday 16 January 2017 3:46

<p>It's just a detail</p>

PotatoBlankey39 2

Friday 18 December 2009 17:26

ha ha. Well... At least she hopefully didn't like it. It could always be worse. lol

sayingallineed 0

Friday 18 December 2009 17:26

dammmn

not_my_life 0

Friday 18 December 2009 17:28

Did she proceed to take her clothes off too?

powersmoke 0

Friday 18 December 2009 17:51

Did his mom approve?

LemonStarship 5

Friday 18 December 2009 18:59

Maybe your bf is really a woman and he went to the bathroom to change into his real identity.

SupaSwaggin 0

Friday 18 December 2009 20:56

bahahaha

perdix 29

Friday 18 December 2009 23:36

Got into position? I hope the position is the one where you lift one boob with one hand and lick it, and flash the pink with the other hand. You put your potential mother-in-law to be in an awkward spot -- I hope you gave her a little somethin'-somethin' for her trouble. FYL if she gives you a Weedeater for Xmas.

footcheezeez 16

Tuesday 15 October 2013 17:27

And perdix strikes again! Bravo, sir!

time4coffee 3

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:15

This seems to happen often, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend so I got naked on webcam, skype, etc. If you'd keep your clothes on or at least wait until he's in the room, this wouldn't happen YDI