Today, my side piece told me that she’s pregnant with her husband’s baby. She refuses to break up with me, even though I'm no longer interested. She keeps crying and telling me, “It’s your fault!” I didn’t even know she was married. FML
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Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Today, I managed to get pregnant on purpose, in hopes to get my cheating boyfriend to stop seeing his side piece. Turns out he’s "not ready to be a dad" and prefers the homewrecking skank and left. Now I’m stuck with rent I can’t afford by myself, and a baby I don’t even want anymore. FML
Today, the colleague who I’ve been secretly fucking told me she was pregnant. She’d lied about being on birth control. She’s mad at me because I told her to get rid of it and is giving me the silent treatment. You know who else is gonna be mad? My wife. FML
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend had a side chick for the last two years of our relationship. How? He started crying after she broke up with him to try and salvage her own marriage. FML
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RichardPencil 32
What's wrong with you? You didn't want to be your side piece's side piece? Hypocrite!
amd21905 9
WOW! You are NOT even a little tiny bit of a good person. You want to dip into someone other than your wife ? Be a man (I use that term very loosely with you) and leave your wife. Hopefully you haven't had any kid's with her. You're just not a good person. Sleeping around having unprotected sex and bringing Lord knows what to your wife? Nasty
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RichardPencil 32
What's wrong with you? You didn't want to be your side piece's side piece? Hypocrite!
amd21905 9
WOW! You are NOT even a little tiny bit of a good person. You want to dip into someone other than your wife ? Be a man (I use that term very loosely with you) and leave your wife. Hopefully you haven't had any kid's with her. You're just not a good person. Sleeping around having unprotected sex and bringing Lord knows what to your wife? Nasty
RichardPencil 32
By the way, if she's repeating, "It's your fault!" how are you so sure of the paternity of her baby? If you see Maury Povich walking toward you, run the other way!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for having a "side piece" and calling a person as such. And seriously, now that she's pregnant, you're going to bail? I hope the kid isn't yours if that's your attitude about taking responsibility. But even though she's saying it's her husband's baby, why would she be yelling it was your fault...? Something doesn't add up.
poopface82 25
YDI for moving to a soap opera universe.
JackWood 21
Always, always, ask the side piece, "Are you married?"
JasonThorn 23
Geez, sometimes it's like everyone involved has Narcissistic Personality Disorder...
Wickedwildjoker6 2
The fact that you posted a “FML” trying to come off as a victim is ridiculous.
mha8649 8
Bitches be trippin!
Sonotsuave 37
I don’t even need to say anything other than you’re a terrible person, YDI, and get the F off this site looking for sympathy because it ain’t here for you