chabelo

About Chabelo

When jesus born i was there, I was waiter in "The last supper" i also taught leo da vinci how to paint, i taught Shakespeare how to write, Hitler was afraid of me, i was the science professor of Albert. When god created the water and electricity i had already bills to pay. (parody account)

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Chabelo's FML badges

Beginner
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Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

87%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

22%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

84%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

4%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

9%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

65%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

36%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

13%

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Chabelo's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By loon / Tuesday 28 October 2008 11:13 / France

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - / Monday 3 March 2014 22:35 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 24 February 2014 15:21 / United States

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it