Today, I was disassembling a tent after a week of camping when I felt a crunch under my bare foot. I lifted up the tarp I was standing on to find a now squashed mouse. Mice are my favorite animals, and I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go camping again. FML
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Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
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red6joker 8
Good chance it was already dead. a wild mouse would have ran away while you were moving around packing stuff up.
Kraths 16
I thought about getting pet mice, but then got rats. I have trained them to come to their name and jump through a small hoop
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red6joker 8
Good chance it was already dead. a wild mouse would have ran away while you were moving around packing stuff up.
RichardPencil 30
That is so sad. Mice are your favorite animal? C'mon, man! Mice aren't even the best rodent! Squirrels, beavers and hamsters are much better!
Nic1330 5
if you can't handle a dead mouse you should be knitting and not camping
Kraths 16
I thought about getting pet mice, but then got rats. I have trained them to come to their name and jump through a small hoop
kateannobrien 23
If you can let something literally so small and unrelated to the situation effect you and your future decisions so much you clearly have way larger issues. I can understand your fml if say you were forced to kill said mouse in order to set up your tent, but seriously? Are you going to quite living in your house/apartment/dwelling when you realize there are dead mice there too?
kateannobrien 23
If you can let something literally so small and unrelated to the situation effect you and your future decisions so much you clearly have way larger issues. I can understand your fml if say you were forced to kill said mouse in order to set up your tent, but seriously? Are you going to quite living in your house/apartment/dwelling when you realize there are dead mice there too?
kateannobrien 23
If you can let something literally so small and unrelated to the whole situation effect you and your future decisions so much you clearly have way larger issues. I can understand your fml if say you were forced to kill said mouse in a wild stand off for the land in order to set up your tent, but seriously? Are you going to quit living in your house/apartment/dwelling when you realize there are dead mice there too?
kateannobrien 23
If you can let something literally so small and unrelated to the whole situation effect you and your future decisions so much you clearly have way larger issues. I can understand your fml if say you were forced to kill said mouse in a wild stand off for the land in order to set up your tent, but seriously? Are you going to quit living in your house/apartment/dwelling when you realize there are dead mice there too?
fjvitt 14
Well—at least you have a snack for the ride home....