Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
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123Puppy 33
Your boyfriend is stupid.
tounces7 28
I mean, he wasn't wrong, most of the time even just having 2 people together will deter someone like that. Although that's usually because it's far easier for 2 people to fight someone off. So maybe the two of you should stick to well-lit public areas from now on.
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123Puppy 33
Your boyfriend is stupid.
dancingcats 5
girlfriend*
Mathalamus 25
Pathetic....
tounces7 28
I mean, he wasn't wrong, most of the time even just having 2 people together will deter someone like that. Although that's usually because it's far easier for 2 people to fight someone off. So maybe the two of you should stick to well-lit public areas from now on.
sickerthanyou 13
So your boyfriend is your new girlfriend?