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Just remember that 50 Shades of Grey is originally a Twilight fanfiction. You're probably better off without her.
That book kinda sucked. I didn't get how people found it erotic, it was pretty ridiculous. I read a few excerpts online and all it did was make me laugh hysterically
I share your opinion jessaiee. I was constantly thinking "what the hell am i reading actually"
Kinda off-topic, but you guys should look up "A Dramatic (Drunken) Reading of 50 Shades of Grey" on Youtube and click on the video by gineriella. It's absolutely hilarious and makes the books seem even more ridiculous.
In addition to #31's comment, Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 Shades is on YouTube and is utterly brilliant.
Ugh! Those books are terrible!!! I only got through the first sample chapter on my kindle before I was sure it had to be written as a joke. So, so, so terrible. Just awful.
I actually liked the books a lot. I think I should point out that they have nothing to do with twilight. They were written by 2 different people. Each person has their own opinion on things. Some people liked them & some people didn't. I think the last book could have been written better. Anything that was read online probably didn't explain the details of their relationship which is a more important part of the story than the sex they had. That being said, this bitch is insane & OP, you're better off without her. She obviously can't tell the difference between reality & fantasy. You need someone more stable than that.
101, It is nothing like Twilight, but it was inspired by Twilight (somehow). I haven't seen/read any of the author interviews but apparently she said it started off as Twilight fanfiction somewhere.
#31, what about 50 Shades of Takei?
I agree with your opinion, I thought that the third book could have had a better ending but it was still okay.
Nice one #15.
#31 I Saw it... I absolutely loved it.. It's the best thing!! Better than the novel.. better than damned TWILIGHT!
Im an avid reader & I read the entire series because it was a New York Times best seller & i hated it.by the 2nd book i strted skipping over the ridiculous sex scenes (there was one every 8 pgs or so) & all that was left was a tired,predictable storyline.The characters were stagnant & the climaxes,no pun intended, were boring. If your girlfriend wanted Christian Grey, she also wanted a chaffed ****** cause theres no way a virgin or anyone for that matter could have such intense,rough sex (NO LUBE INCLUDED) as much as they did without chaffing!
101-it is a well known, well documented fact that 50 shades was a twilight fic before it became what it is today. I applaud the author for making it big but it just shows how books are going the same way as the music industry. no talents with a whole heap of luck and a smaterring of popular story themes are making it big over some really good stuff. no one wants to take a risk in eithet industry anymore.
Well, I guess it's time to study. In all seriousness, be glad she's gone if she's that irrational.
Jake_Hale, yea it's very hot in the fireplace. Right where it belongs.
Right now I wish I could use and abuse the downvote button over and over on you... @45
How could anyone deserve this?? The girlfriend is an idiot.
Your picture is perfect for this FML
Because he deserves a better girlfriend !
And because he should not date such a stupid girl.
if she left him because he doesn't do exactly as the book implies than yes she's an idiot but If he was just unwilling to try to spice things up then he deserves it. some people like it rough and maybe she's tried to communicate that to him but he's being prude. I clicked on both because there's not enough information. id leave someone too if they weren't even attempting to meet my needs. for all we know he might not be reciprocating
Well, tell her you're even since she's not able to please you like Sasha Grey. :P
Sasha is pretty damn good at what she does!
#4 oh I like it you clever nasty gal you
Either that, or she wants to be masturbated with her tampon. D:
Holy hell is that really in the book? I don't care if it's a metaphor that's just wrong.
I don't believe it is. I think he just pulls out her tampon all fast-like.
Still wrong - don't ever want anyone other than myself to be pulling at that. :S
how does anybody deserve this? i dont understand. EDIT: Sorry #3 didn't see your comment
Tell her she's not able to make chocolate like Willy Wonka. To think that your life can be a fictional story is completely irrational, and she's demented, OP. However, it won't hurt for you to learn how to spice up your bedroom routine for your next relationship. Sometimes women, even the sweetest of ladies, like to be treated like a nasty *****.
treat them like a lady on the street, but a where in the bedroom
Yep, don't forget the buffalo wings. (:
Yes I can attest to this. This is another reminder I should leave on my boyfriend's doorstep with a box of lemons. (From a previous FML. Basically I don't get enough sex.)
You do know that explaining your jokes as you say them utterly ruins them, right?
You got some reading to do!!
More like you've got some burning to do.
so you're not an abusive man with more issues than time magazine. I say good for you.
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Just remember that 50 Shades of Grey is originally a Twilight fanfiction. You're probably better off without her.
Well, tell her you're even since she's not able to please you like Sasha Grey. :P