Transportation: Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told...

By touched - 10/02/2009 11:30 - Philippines

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By KiloLima01 - 08/01/2009 03:59 - Australia

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Stunlocked

By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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Cheeky sod

By what - 11/06/2015 22:46 - United States - Livermore

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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It wasn't me

By Shopgirl - 06/08/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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Not so sneaky

By Felicity - 11/09/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML

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Petrov1989 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:11

Surely you now know his number then?

missseira 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 12:16

Hmmm maybe it was just karma from stealing KiloLima01's phone? "Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML #803 (14) - 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm by KiloLima01 - love - I agree, your life is f***ed (2296) - you deserved that one (226)"

Comments

Petrov1989 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:11

Surely you now know his number then?

katieatieay 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 0:36

it's fate.

missseira 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 12:16

jdortega 2

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:32

I thought the exact same thing lol

mwali02 32

Tuesday 12 May 2015 23:18

Australia to Brazil... Maybe a little far apart to be stealing phones each other's phones... :)

soandso 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:12

Haha, now you have his number.

xsydbabyx 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:47

Well after you get a new phone, you now know the 'cute guys' number. Score4both.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Monday 14 June 2010 5:05

#14 the girl on the rights hot

that_guy_you_are 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:45

#14's an idiot. Phones cost money. #11's right, you're probably a loser with a rancid ******. Your friends have better things to hear about than some guy who stole your phone. I have to congratulate this guy though. He seems very intelligent.

butteredbuns 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:30

Call yur phone and say "gimme my phone u ass"

jpest17 5

Sunday 27 December 2009 4:54

16. instead of saying ass say u owe me a date now!!! rofl. (I'm guessing the girl was not atractive other wise he would not have thought he could take asvatage of her)