Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML I agree, your life sucks 22188 I agree, your life sucks 22188 You deserved it 1560 You deserved it 1560 9 2 28 19 By DarkChild / Thursday 11 February 2016 22:18 / France
By J352SAURUS | 30 #7592148 - Monday 29 January 2018 8:19 Someone turn on the light. I can't see with all this darkness. Send a private message 0 1 Reply
By J352SAURUS | 30 #7592148 - Monday 29 January 2018 8:19 Someone turn on the light. I can't see with all this darkness. Send a private message 0 1 Reply
Throw the bill at the kid. Do it. Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover... I agree, your life sucks 3763 I agree, your life sucks 3763 You deserved it 227 You deserved it 227 15
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before... I agree, your life sucks 40526 I agree, your life sucks 40526 You deserved it 2619 You deserved it 2619 144
Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it... I agree, your life sucks 722 I agree, your life sucks 722 You deserved it 63 You deserved it 63 57
Today I met an old friend who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club, they were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver... I agree, your life sucks 6 I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Today, I accidentally sent some nudes to my best guy friend on Snapchat. He screenshot them. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 3 You deserved it 3
Portugal Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML
India Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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