By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 202
You deserved it 2 532

Same thing different taste

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Thus, the beginning of a porno. Bow chicka wow wow.

Is that the story you're going with?

Comments

kickuwithmyfist 1

it looks like an old catchers mitt!

loserman, I find it ironic how you choose to describe yourself in your bio as "witty and urbane"

free2speak 14

Well considering it is an old lady, HOPEFULLY, she was wearing grannie panties and he was saved from a sore sight, along with the others. And in that case, f her life for getting exposed like that in public.

No 45, I don't see any irony in it.

MizzErikaHart 8

Actually, I think if number 1 would've said that in the background as this fml was happening, it would have been really funny

dougiewhale 6

She must have reminded him of his mother then.

cajekraze 7
anoellem 1
blondebrunette11 4
melikeyturtles 3

Did she hit you with her purse?

Thus, the beginning of a porno. Bow chicka wow wow.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Granny gone wild 3!!!...this time, it's personal...

Here's come the highland granny, big **** and a hairy fanny! ^ Scottish tune for you.

Inheritance 10

35 big ****? No more like old saggy **** down to her ankles

Well at least you tried to help!! And you were rewarded with a disgusting view of an old lady in her underwear. (unless you like that stuff....) ;)

Is that the story you're going with?

Aw bad luck.. I hope she had a good reaction, it wasn't your fault

I think it's Karma's time of the month today. Aside from that, I hope you didn't pull down her Depends aswell. That would be an unfortunate endeavor for all around! That poor old lady. I'm sure that's the last thing she'd want to experience on the way home. Unless she's into that kind of thing.