Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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******* ATTACK ACTIVATE
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IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
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Comments (62)
Jimboom 12
Slippery when wet. Booomchiicaawaahwaaah.
CakeSlicer 0
You're usually slippery when you're wet,or maybe she got nudged by someone or she tipped over.
taoxyeuxmay 4
LOL! I don't know if it's because of valentine's day, but I love you!
snowfox_fml 10
I'm sure he didn't mind one bit..and it's a bonus coz it's valentines day
ThreeDaysGrace1 0
Sounds hot. :D
biohaz_fml 0
ya I enjoyed it when u slipped in my lap too last week!!!! we should meet again.......
fthku 13
So, which bus line do you take and at what hours?
elainelovesyou 7
^LMAO.
savvy_suzy 0
He likely didn't mind as long as you didn't hit his junk as you fell.
bebohacker1 4
I'm sure he didn't mind even if she hit his junk as she fell... Lol
hollylollyxoxo 0
hahaha