Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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******* ATTACK ACTIVATE
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Comments (62)
bigantennaemay 3
if you want to blow the man, you should let him know first; it's only common courtesy. ...And perhaps his pants should be off, too.
megamandude455 10
fate bitch
Killa_Comin 0
Ohh come on guys maybe it isn't an excuse maybe it just happened there are such things as couwinces and as for the fml'er im sorry for you i hope you apoligized too him. Plus just leave the fml'er alone ive made mistakes before i mean i didnt end up in some stranger dudes lap but ive made mistkaes so cut her some slack...
mmmPoptarts 6
I don't think I'm the only one who thinks there is no such thing as "couwinces", however, coincidentally I do believe in coincidences, and unicorns.
Honziie 1
lol ^ win
Killa_Comin 0
HA sorry i cant spell thank you Mr. Grammar Nazi.
HomeAl0ne 20
Ah, the joys of pubic transport.
beaker38 5
he must be one happy man =[)
Dez31396 0
ha
imac619 2
Stay seated while the bus is in motion.....YDI.
brunettebabe17 0
Haha that actually made me laugh
GawZ 0
and then when I tried to get up again, the road got all bumpy and I gave him a killer BJ.
4U2P 0
I hope you at least got his name maybe offered to buy him a drink