Transportation: Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus....

By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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By shaft2112 - 03/12/2015 20:19 - Germany - Emsdetten

Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 23:48 - United States

Today, I took a two-hour bus ride to get to orientation, got stuck a block away because the pedestrian sidewalk was closed, waited half-an-hour for my ride in the rain, when someone called the cops on me for acting suspicious. I got to the interview soaking wet, and they told me they'd rescheduled. FML

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By babydoll - 12/10/2010 09:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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LauraAurora 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:04

That guy's a jerk.

gigi37 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:05

That's bullshit; it was obviously raining and other people had to wait in the rain too, I'm sure. Although they probably weren't as drenched as you... I hope you weren't going anywhere important..

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mariusea 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:04

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

ninaaftermath 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:36

Are you black?

allie2590 31

Monday 31 August 2009 17:50

Are you white?

junaho 0

Monday 31 August 2009 18:32

But, if Youre thinkin About my baby It dont matter if youre Black or white

thealliance 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:19

YDI FOR uSING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION! Now go make me a sandwich

BadOwner 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:17

#1 WHAT THE ****! you can say "are you white" but not "are you black" the mods can hop DESE NUTS YO!

bigcrazymike 6

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:42

OMG! That's just what I was gonna ask!

LauraAurora 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:04

That guy's a jerk.

ISellHerbs 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:14

Or its just a fake FML. It didn't rain in Missouri today or yesterday. That or at least it didn't happen "today"

dabronc7 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:34

yeah it did dumbass, it rained both friday and saturday. Get your facts straight troll.

mister_moops 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:50

wowwww are you half retarded? he said yesterday and today and you say friday and saturday.

slasher29 0

Friday 4 September 2009 2:13

guys, you kinda have to say today. and you should've gotton water on him somehow. then call him a hypocrite

gigi37 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:05

That's bullshit; it was obviously raining and other people had to wait in the rain too, I'm sure. Although they probably weren't as drenched as you... I hope you weren't going anywhere important..

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 11 May 2011 16:04

bus to school?

psychocunt 20

Wednesday 18 May 2016 7:34

who would wait an hour and a half for a school bus?

paix14 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:05

Ouch. Thats ****** up; I woulda cursed him out. AND WHO THE **** CARES IF UR FIRST U DOUCHE BAG. Get a ******* life if it makes u feel special

No_Heart 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:40

I hate people who use the get a life insult on the interwebs.

Flamersplamer 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:30

get a death.

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:53

Personally I love it, #22. The irony makes for wonderful lulz.

V4ZQU3Z 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:10

knock knock whose there? i eat mop i eat mop who? gross you eat your poo? lololololololo

caligal14 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:05

Aww that sucks! He's a jerk. I'm pretty sure bus drivers where I live wouldn't be able to care less haha

viral_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:05

Just wow. Fail.

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:07

Do the buses where you live have leather seats? He should've been glad that you were just soaked with water instead of getting on the bus and pissing on it like a lot of people do.