FML : Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML

Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 January 2017 10:04 / United States - Newtown

Intimacy

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By Wolverine48Ga | 21

#7396934 - Wednesday 25 January 2017 22:42

No he just had a super long dick lol

By RichardPencil | 25

#7397366 - Thursday 26 January 2017 16:22

So, you're into aural sex?

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By AndySamberg | 9

#7396919 - Wednesday 25 January 2017 22:19

Was her head on your crotch or something?

Wolverine48Ga | 21

#7396934 - Wednesday 25 January 2017 22:42

No he just had a super long dick lol

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#7397438 - Thursday 26 January 2017 18:41

Am I the only one who noticed they are recycling these as new FML's??

By sgcaudell | 26

#7397135 - Thursday 26 January 2017 6:34

Why does it say the op is a female but they had an erection?

The_Bleeder | 13

#7397364 - Thursday 26 January 2017 16:19

Because FML needs to fix the genders, comment sections. Etc...

trumpet27 | 1

#7397383 - Thursday 26 January 2017 16:54

it says male.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7397366 - Thursday 26 January 2017 16:22

So, you're into aural sex?

squigmo | 0

#7397610 - Friday 27 January 2017 0:56

OP should be careful with that. She might get hearing AIDs.

By Konarika | 11

#7397379 - Thursday 26 January 2017 16:49

I mean ears must be pretty tight

By trumpet27 | 1

#7397384 - Thursday 26 January 2017 16:56

if I were u, I would just ignore that part and just be happy that she fell asleep on you. Good luck!?

By Magnoxidans | 19

#7397398 - Thursday 26 January 2017 17:26

Doesn't matter still counts

By Balphleair | 22

#7397416 - Thursday 26 January 2017 17:52

Self control darling. Self control.

By 399 | 41

#7397423 - Thursday 26 January 2017 18:14

Hmmmmm, I sure do love bonners in my ear.

By 604 | 11

#7397443 - Thursday 26 January 2017 18:52

It's funny because you're from Penisvania

By species4872 | 19

#7397453 - Thursday 26 January 2017 19:17

It it come out the other ear as well?

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