Intimacy and Transportation: Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have...

By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 10:04 - United States - Newtown

Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML

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By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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You deserved it 140

By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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You deserved it 5 097

By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 723

By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

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You deserved it 1 789

By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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You deserved it 5 718

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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You deserved it 7 293

By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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You deserved it 1 914

By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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You deserved it 4 889

Wolverine48Ga 21

Wednesday 25 January 2017 22:42

No he just had a super long dick lol

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 January 2017 16:22

So, you're into aural sex?

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AndySamberg 9

Wednesday 25 January 2017 22:19

Was her head on your crotch or something?

Wolverine48Ga 21

Wednesday 25 January 2017 22:42

No he just had a super long dick lol

crudeandrudeguy 29

Thursday 26 January 2017 18:41

Am I the only one who noticed they are recycling these as new FML's??

sgcaudell 27

Thursday 26 January 2017 6:34

Why does it say the op is a female but they had an erection?

The_Bleeder 13

Thursday 26 January 2017 16:19

Because FML needs to fix the genders, comment sections. Etc...

trumpet27 1

Thursday 26 January 2017 16:54

it says male.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 January 2017 16:22

So, you're into aural sex?

squigmo 0

Friday 27 January 2017 0:56

OP should be careful with that. She might get hearing AIDs.

Konarika 11

Thursday 26 January 2017 16:49

I mean ears must be pretty tight

trumpet27 1

Thursday 26 January 2017 16:56

if I were u, I would just ignore that part and just be happy that she fell asleep on you. Good luck!?

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 26 January 2017 17:26

Doesn't matter still counts

Balphleair 24

Thursday 26 January 2017 17:52

Self control darling. Self control.

399 41

Thursday 26 January 2017 18:14

Hmmmmm, I sure do love bonners in my ear.

604 11

Thursday 26 January 2017 18:52

It's funny because you're from Penisvania

species4872 19

Thursday 26 January 2017 19:17

It it come out the other ear as well?

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