By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 10:04 - United States - Newtown

Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML
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Same thing different taste


Am I the only one who noticed they are recycling these as new FML's??

Why does it say the op is a female but they had an erection?

OP should be careful with that. She might get hearing AIDs.

if I were u, I would just ignore that part and just be happy that she fell asleep on you. Good luck!?

Hmmmmm, I sure do love bonners in my ear.

It's funny because you're from Penisvania

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It it come out the other ear as well?