Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML
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Wolverine48Ga
| 21
No he just had a super long dick lol
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RichardPencil
| 27
So, you're into aural sex?
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AndySamberg
| 9
Was her head on your crotch or something?
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Wolverine48Ga
| 21
No he just had a super long dick lol
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crudeandrudeguy
| 29
Am I the only one who noticed they are recycling these as new FML's??
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sgcaudell
| 27
Why does it say the op is a female but they had an erection?
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The_Bleeder
| 13
Because FML needs to fix the genders, comment sections. Etc...
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trumpet27
| 1
it says male.
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RichardPencil
| 27
So, you're into aural sex?
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squigmo
| 0
OP should be careful with that. She might get hearing AIDs.
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Konarika
| 11
I mean ears must be pretty tight
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trumpet27
| 1
if I were u, I would just ignore that part and just be happy that she fell asleep on you. Good luck!?
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Magnoxidans
| 19
Doesn't matter still counts
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Balphleair
| 23
Self control darling. Self control.
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399
| 41
Hmmmmm, I sure do love bonners in my ear.
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604
| 11
It's funny because you're from Penisvania
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species4872
| 19
It it come out the other ear as well?