mayaklast

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About Mayaklast
I write books. I like stories, especially if there are monsters in them. I talk a lot. I love music to death. And food. I try laughing as much as I can. It makes life better. Also, I'm pretty sure I once read somewhere that laughing a lot increased your life expectancy. Or something. Still, it's worth a try! I hope it's true for cheese as well, but I'm less sure about that one. If you ever feel like messaging me... don't hesitate! I'll be there : I spend all of my time in front of my computer, spying on people who only exist in my head (did I mention I write books? )
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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • I never take things to heart

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  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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  • One more and it's business time

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    4%

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    69%

  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%

  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%

  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    34%

  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    22%

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • Happy month-versary

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    93%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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