By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
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Uhhh... Why would any part of that mess be your responsibility? This is not your problem at all, dont let your brother put this on you. Step the f away from this.

First, I don't really understand why it's up to you to explain. That's really for your brother or cousin to do. But, even so, it's better to be the bearer of bad news than the source of said bad news. Asses are gonna be whupped and I doubt that one of them will be yours.

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Uhhh... Why would any part of that mess be your responsibility? This is not your problem at all, dont let your brother put this on you. Step the f away from this.

I get the feeling OP found out and now has to out the guy to their family. Not an enviable position, but keeping quiet makes you look complicit.

*insert grossed-out black guy gif here*

Is Ottawa the Alabama of Canada?

First, I don't really understand why it's up to you to explain. That's really for your brother or cousin to do. But, even so, it's better to be the bearer of bad news than the source of said bad news. Asses are gonna be whupped and I doubt that one of them will be yours.

Mungolikecandy 19

Actually it is up to him to explain that. At least Christmas is sorted, buy him a banjo.

Does your brother wear a "business in the front, party in the back" shirt that coincidentally matches his mullet?

I understand feeling like you have to help your brother, but he’s got to man up on this one. You can sit with him for support, but make him do the hard part. He’s the one that made use of the hard part after all.

his cousin and uncle daddy at making a nephson!

why would it be up to you? it's not. that's ridiculous.

WHY is it up to you? It isn't.