By whatislife1969 - 08/10/2017 04:30

Today, my work had an employee party at the park and I drank a little too much vodka. Towards the end of the party, I found myself making out with a tree in front of all my co-workers. FML
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Tripartita 44
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At least tell us you wore protection! You don’t want a call in nine months informing you that you have saplings.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Stupid sexy trees.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Stupid sexy trees.

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exileonmainst 16

It's like they're wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

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acmariner99 25
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When’s the wedding?

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inappropes 31
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At least you aren't a birtchy drunk.

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Tripartita 44
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At least tell us you wore protection! You don’t want a call in nine months informing you that you have saplings.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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Now that's what I call having wood!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Can't say I haven't thought about it myself, mother nature is one sexy MILF.

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exileonmainst 16

Do want ents? Because this is how you get ents!

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lexos 16
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Did it end in a treesome?

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Glowworm56 26
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I know Groot is a fan favorite, but this is just ridiculous!

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longnight83 7
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"That wasn't a woman?" "No, it was a bush! It had twigs and leaves, 'cause it was a bush!" "That's where that scar comes from!" "From sexing a bush!"

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