Today, my work had an employee party at the park and I drank a little too much vodka. Towards the end of the party, I found myself making out with a tree in front of all my co-workers. FML
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Tripartita
| 44
At least tell us you wore protection! You don’t want a call in nine months informing you that you have saplings.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Stupid sexy trees.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Stupid sexy trees.
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exileonmainst
| 16
It's like they're wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.
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acmariner99
| 24
When’s the wedding?
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inappropes
| 31
At least you aren't a birtchy drunk.
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Tripartita
| 44
At least tell us you wore protection! You don’t want a call in nine months informing you that you have saplings.
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 36
Now that's what I call having wood!
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
Can't say I haven't thought about it myself, mother nature is one sexy MILF.
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exileonmainst
| 16
Do want ents? Because this is how you get ents!
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lexos
| 16
Did it end in a treesome?
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Glowworm56
| 25
I know Groot is a fan favorite, but this is just ridiculous!
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longnight83
| 6
"That wasn't a woman?" "No, it was a bush! It had twigs and leaves, 'cause it was a bush!" "That's where that scar comes from!" "From sexing a bush!"