FML : Today, my work had an employee party at the park and I drank a little too much vodka. Towards the end of the party, I found myself making out with a tree...

Today, my work had an employee party at the park and I drank a little too much vodka. Towards the end of the party, I found myself making out with a tree in front of all my co-workers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whatislife1969 - / Sunday 8 October 2017 04:30 /

Work

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By Tripartita | 44

#7550000 - Sunday 8 October 2017 7:22

At least tell us you wore protection! You don’t want a call in nine months informing you that you have saplings.

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7549984 - Sunday 8 October 2017 4:51

Stupid sexy trees.

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By Dave_Davington | 33

#7549984 - Sunday 8 October 2017 4:51

Stupid sexy trees.

exileonmainst | 15

#7550073 - Sunday 8 October 2017 12:42

It's like they're wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

By acmariner99 | 21

#7549990 - Sunday 8 October 2017 5:22

When’s the wedding?

By inappropes | 29

#7549993 - Sunday 8 October 2017 6:02

At least you aren't a birtchy drunk.

By Tripartita | 44

#7550000 - Sunday 8 October 2017 7:22

At least tell us you wore protection! You don’t want a call in nine months informing you that you have saplings.

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7550002 - Sunday 8 October 2017 7:49

Now that's what I call having wood!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7550015 - Sunday 8 October 2017 9:10

Can't say I haven't thought about it myself, mother nature is one sexy MILF.

By exileonmainst | 15

#7550025 - Sunday 8 October 2017 9:51

Do want ents? Because this is how you get ents!

By lexos | 16

#7550039 - Sunday 8 October 2017 10:29

Did it end in a treesome?

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7550098 - Sunday 8 October 2017 14:11

I know Groot is a fan favorite, but this is just ridiculous!

By longnight83 | 3

#7550111 - Sunday 8 October 2017 14:54

"That wasn't a woman?" "No, it was a bush! It had twigs and leaves, 'cause it was a bush!" "That's where that scar comes from!" "From sexing a bush!"

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