The next day hangover

By CantHandleAlcohol - 17/05/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, I got drunk enough to do cartwheels at a company party. In a dress. I work in HR, can’t land a cartwheel, or handle my alcohol. FML
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kitten79TX 5

It always amazes me how many people think getting drunk at a work related event is a good idea. My rule of thumb. no more than 2 drinks. Period. No exceptions. And if I have red wine, only one, sipped slowly.

wysegirl 24

So did you just ignore your limits?

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So, if they have the Drunk Olympics, you could compete in Gymnastics? Depending on how your dress flowed during your cartwheel, you might get reported to HR! And have to do a self-write-up.

wysegirl 24

So did you just ignore your limits?

kitten79TX 5

It always amazes me how many people think getting drunk at a work related event is a good idea. My rule of thumb. no more than 2 drinks. Period. No exceptions. And if I have red wine, only one, sipped slowly.

I don't drink at all at these parties, but I pretend like I'm drunk off my ass and I tell everyone exactly how I feel about them. And then spending the rest of the year apologizing. I've gotten many raises, bonuses and promotions using this strategy! Try it!