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There are two kinds of people in this world; those who pee in the shower. And those who are dirty fucking liars.

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I would like to be peed on by a pretty girl, but only if I was in the shower with her or else I don't want to be.

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True. Mix it with a pop-rock beat that appeals to teeny boppers, sell it to Katy Perry and make millions.

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Couldn't you just sing "I just had sex" after masturbating..? 'Cause I mean, you did just have sex with yourself, and hopefully, it fe-elt so good.

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There is also a song called I Love Porno By Medium John. If you watch porn that could be your song after you masturbate haha

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I push I push the levy breaks, out you come my soft brown snake... I wipe away your memory From a local comic Ray Barrett

I fail to see a FML with this. You just wish you had a theme song for when you were taking out the trash.

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Sheen was the first person I thought of! "I'm peeing in the shower...I'm still doing it, Go, go, go!"

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