By weave9z - 04/09/2012 02:08 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML
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GovernorGeneral 8

Everything should have its own theme song.

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MagicGiraffe 12

I'd take advantage of this and use it as a warning.

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Climaxx 11

As long as she pees BEFORE she cleans herself.

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doctorhook86 24

1: I dunno about that; what if the wife is really hot?

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JackeeDawn 9

There are two kinds of people in this world; those who pee in the shower. And those who are dirty ******* liars.

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MDTeddy 13

I would like to be peed on by a pretty girl, but only if I was in the shower with her or else I don't want to be.

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dougiewhale 6

Your wife reminds me of… me.

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sadistmonkey 19

There's a third kind as well. Those who really don't pee in the shower.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Guess we know who the dirty ******* liar is...

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sadistmonkey 19

Trust me, no one here knows who I am in real life. I have absolutely no reason to lie.

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MichellinMan 20

Are you reading this FML right?

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ObsessedWithMe 13

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LevyLove 17

You have absolutely no sense of humor. Jeez.... Killjoy.

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starbucksguy 16

#2 I'd love to have a theme tune for when I'm peeing...and a different one for taking a dump.

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pmr1990 12

Taking a dump... In the shower? Now that won't go nicely down the drain!

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wildsweetchild 19

She's the creative type...and those are often quite crazy , but definitely fun to be around..enjoy her company ;)

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YourAFailmod 4

Am I the only one or does anyone else think of the sittin on the toilet song...?

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hockeychicl003 6

67 now that you mention it... haha

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spekledworf 18

I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm peeing in the shower!

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sublimaze 6

True. Mix it with a pop-rock beat that appeals to teeny boppers, sell it to Katy Perry and make millions.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Everything should have its own theme song.

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TrueTriage 16

Ummmmm.... Granted "I just had sex" was a great one I don't think ************ needs one... Get back to me on a possible streaking song though that would be funny

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

It's that kind of thinking that made "Friday" come about. And I'm not talking about the movie.

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rekege 18

Couldn't you just sing "I just had sex" after masturbating..? 'Cause I mean, you did just have sex with yourself, and hopefully, it fe-elt so good.

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elletex 8

There's already a theme song for masturbation: "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.

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XxskyelovexX 13

There is also a song called I Love Porno By Medium John. If you watch **** that could be your song after you ********** haha

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a_commenter 3

There's also a song called 'strategy wanking' by the Midnight Beast

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Jeffo193 13

Wow! I usually just sing the darth vader theme...

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2oc 5

That's the first song to pop into my head when i read this

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MichellinMan 20

I made up my own song for when I'm taking a shit. Wanna hear it?

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Well one would assume that chipmunks can't smoke a bowl. You learn something new every day.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

little did I know an apple or a chipmunk could talk so I too learned something new today. :)

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patrickalamo 47

I push I push the levy breaks, out you come my soft brown snake... I wipe away your memory From a local comic Ray Barrett

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supportcommand 17

Of course Michelin man *****. That's where wheel barrow tires come from.

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CadillacPimpen 6

36 I didn't know an apple could do anything other than be an apple. I stand corrected.

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Adamzee88 2

I fail to see a FML with this. You just wish you had a theme song for when you were taking out the trash.

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Lockjaw2k 5

Is it catchy? You should do the one from the Jimmy Neutron movie.

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kaymi 17

Sheen was the first person I thought of! "I'm peeing in the shower...I'm still doing it, Go, go, go!"

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clairelolz 5

My dog makes the same amount of barks when she has to pee. Maybe they should be friends

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DukeLeto 14

Usually, when there's a theme song, there's also a part two. Be careful around the bed...

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