By weave9z - 04/09/2012 02:08 - Canada - Montreal
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Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
As long as she pees BEFORE she cleans herself.
1: I dunno about that; what if the wife is really hot?
I would like to be peed on by a pretty girl, but only if I was in the shower with her or else I don't want to be.
There's a third kind as well. Those who really don't pee in the shower.
Trust me, no one here knows who I am in real life. I have absolutely no reason to lie.
Unnecessary of her.
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Show it anywayYou have absolutely no sense of humor. Jeez.... Killjoy.
*insert mcbain* "THATS THE JOKE"
#2 I'd love to have a theme tune for when I'm peeing...and a different one for taking a dump.
Taking a dump... In the shower? Now that won't go nicely down the drain!
Maybe they have explosive diaria(sp?) a lot
She's the creative type...and those are often quite crazy , but definitely fun to be around..enjoy her company ;)
Am I the only one or does anyone else think of the sittin on the toilet song...?
True. Mix it with a pop-rock beat that appeals to teeny boppers, sell it to Katy Perry and make millions.
Ummmmm.... Granted "I just had sex" was a great one I don't think masterbation needs one... Get back to me on a possible streaking song though that would be funny
It's that kind of thinking that made "Friday" come about. And I'm not talking about the movie.
Couldn't you just sing "I just had sex" after masturbating..? 'Cause I mean, you did just have sex with yourself, and hopefully, it fe-elt so good.
There is also a song called I Love Porno By Medium John. If you watch porn that could be your song after you masturbate haha
There's also a song called 'strategy wanking' by the Midnight Beast
Wow! I usually just sing the darth vader theme...
That's the first song to pop into my head when i read this
Yes
You are a tire/man. You cannot shit, sir.
Touché.
I push I push the levy breaks, out you come my soft brown snake... I wipe away your memory From a local comic Ray Barrett
Of course Michelin man shits. That's where wheel barrow tires come from.
I fail to see a FML with this. You just wish you had a theme song for when you were taking out the trash.
Is it catchy? You should do the one from the Jimmy Neutron movie.
My dog makes the same amount of barks when she has to pee. Maybe they should be friends
Usually, when there's a theme song, there's also a part two. Be careful around the bed...
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Everything should have its own theme song.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.