By weave9z - 04/09/2012 02:08 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML
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Everything should have its own theme song.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

I'd take advantage of this and use it as a warning.

As long as she pees BEFORE she cleans herself.

1: I dunno about that; what if the wife is really hot?

There are two kinds of people in this world; those who pee in the shower. And those who are dirty fucking liars.

I would like to be peed on by a pretty girl, but only if I was in the shower with her or else I don't want to be.

Your wife reminds me of… me.

There's a third kind as well. Those who really don't pee in the shower.

Guess we know who the dirty fucking liar is...

Trust me, no one here knows who I am in real life. I have absolutely no reason to lie.

Unnecessary of her.

Are you reading this FML right?

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You have absolutely no sense of humor. Jeez.... Killjoy.

*insert mcbain* "THATS THE JOKE"

#2 I'd love to have a theme tune for when I'm peeing...and a different one for taking a dump.

Taking a dump... In the shower? Now that won't go nicely down the drain!

Maybe they have explosive diaria(sp?) a lot

She's the creative type...and those are often quite crazy , but definitely fun to be around..enjoy her company ;)

Am I the only one or does anyone else think of the sittin on the toilet song...?

67 now that you mention it... haha

I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm peeing in the shower!

True. Mix it with a pop-rock beat that appeals to teeny boppers, sell it to Katy Perry and make millions.

Everything should have its own theme song.

Ummmmm.... Granted "I just had sex" was a great one I don't think masterbation needs one... Get back to me on a possible streaking song though that would be funny

It's that kind of thinking that made "Friday" come about. And I'm not talking about the movie.

Couldn't you just sing "I just had sex" after masturbating..? 'Cause I mean, you did just have sex with yourself, and hopefully, it fe-elt so good.

There's already a theme song for masturbation: "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.

There is also a song called I Love Porno By Medium John. If you watch porn that could be your song after you masturbate haha

There's also a song called 'strategy wanking' by the Midnight Beast

Wow! I usually just sing the darth vader theme...

That's the first song to pop into my head when i read this

I made up my own song for when I'm taking a shit. Wanna hear it?

You are a tire/man. You cannot shit, sir.

Well one would assume that chipmunks can't smoke a bowl. You learn something new every day.

little did I know an apple or a chipmunk could talk so I too learned something new today. :)

I push I push the levy breaks, out you come my soft brown snake... I wipe away your memory From a local comic Ray Barrett

Of course Michelin man shits. That's where wheel barrow tires come from.

36 I didn't know an apple could do anything other than be an apple. I stand corrected.

I fail to see a FML with this. You just wish you had a theme song for when you were taking out the trash.

Is it catchy? You should do the one from the Jimmy Neutron movie.

Sheen was the first person I thought of! "I'm peeing in the shower...I'm still doing it, Go, go, go!"

My dog makes the same amount of barks when she has to pee. Maybe they should be friends

Usually, when there's a theme song, there's also a part two. Be careful around the bed...