If you really want, I can drench you in cold water free of charge and without the need of jumping through marriage hoops!

I'm thinking she's going for the fact that they have a fun marriage where they can pick on each other constantly and still love each other at the end of the day.

I really want to know what song OP was trying to sing.

I wanna hear him try to sing it.

Maybe he was singing "Baby baby baby oh like baby baby baby oh like baby baby baby oh like baby baby baby oh, baby baby baby oh..." Would explain the cold water.

Maybe he was trying to sing Adèle? For as hard as I've tried I've never been able to hit the notes on an Adèle song right. Ever

Clearly it must have been Take On Me by a-ha ;P

For some reason I thought of "You're the one that I want" from Grease. I don't know why.

I could see it being Whitney Houston's version of "And I Will Always Love You"

siglehandedly responsible for californias drought *****

I think California being mostly a desert is responsible for the "Drought".

Does it matter? He isn't you, and this isn't a contest.

I'm a high tenor and still struggle with a few of the high notes. Not every man has the same voice and can reach notes that you apparently can.

@27 yeah and I actually avoid anything higher than A#4 now.

Sempiternal - Nobody cares.

That's cause you're 14 and your voice hasn't changed yet.

It's a bit harder once your balls drop.

IT HAS CHANGED. I'M PUSHING WAY HARD TO HIT THOSE NOTES ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. SO STOP.

This thread makes me lol.

sempiternal- dude you literally commented over ten times on this FML and none of them got thumbed up. Maybe you should take a break

Why would I call you a fathead???

That's because these people think my voice hasn't changed. I have a lot of trouble hitting stuff in the 5th octave (they squeak like Vic Fuentes mixed with Danny Worsnop) but I can still do it. Not to mention I'm a high tenor with some really baritone lows.

Yeah, I think we figured that out already.

You would be too if someone was singing at the top of their lungs off pitch.

It's a joke, I'm sure they both laughed about it after. Does make a good FML though

I don't think it would end well for OP if he did that.

What's a PMSing woman? Is it a woman that pee a mess??

You're on an odd streak of strange comments today.

#22 Whatever. You don't need to be an asshole about it.

He wasn't being an asshole about it. Calm your **** missy.

He was dissing my comments.

Nope, you're just being a baby.

In his defense, I edited my original comment which was more harsh. There's no use in arguing anymore

#35 You talkin to yourself???

So, you were getting "dissed" over the Internet by a stranger you'll never meet. Boo-feckin'-hoo. Don't you have some homework you need to do, kid? You don't even know what it means to be an asshole. THIS is being an asshole. THIS is being condescending and criticizing your worthless nonsense comments. You'd better get used to it quick, because I guarantee you'll be getting a lot more of it even worse than this.

Sempiternal hasn't had the health talk about menstruation yet. Soon though, right? Maybe next term?

I don't take Sex Ed.

Whats so strange about me trying to make you LOL on a site made for laughs and crappy lives???

Wow, 11 coments on one FML and not one of them has upvotes. I don't know if that is a rcord or not, but someone give this guy a reward, like a "How to get upvotes for dummies" book or something. Yeah, I know. Crude and stupid comment by me. Bring on the thumbs, I can take it. Edit: Yipes, all the comments went away....

That song is funny.