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Major fail!!
Yeah, they're just going to embarrass themselves.
God if you're going to make a comment about spelling words correctly at least don't say "fucken".
It is a joke.- 27
You give too much credit 43
It seems like the guy who tried writing on your locker should have been the one writing this FML.
I wouldn't be offended at all by that, just because the fact that the person who's calling you a douche bag, is a complete dumbass
Voldemort is a stripper? I KNEW IT!
Well I'm guessing you saw who it was and now you know what they think of you. Sounds like it's time for revenge. >:)
Hershey*.
49-....well played, well played -.-
What a douche.
I believe you mean what a doosch
That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? **** it.
Had you been a little more educated within the subject (etymology), then you would've known that douche is French for shower and actually means to undergo some form of hygienic process involving water - but I understand its usage is not excessively common - in English as well. Though OPs new-found nemesis most definitely meant the slang.
Ok, and the word douche in French is also shower... But for English speakers, the douche bag is used for squirting water into a body cavity, usually a vaginal body cavity, but sometimes it's used as an enema (anally with a different nozzle attachment)... like a shower for down there, so yeah, it works out that the word translates to shower, because... It kind of is a shower...for a body cavity
That's not an fml, that's something you put on facebook and blast them. This one is ******* hilarious
In Russia, the locker writes douchee...dooch...doooshe......……
Apparently, you pissed someone off. However, you really don't have to worry, the culprit is too stupid to be able to actually harm you.
How is this an FML, wouldn't it be the other way around since they're the ones who can't spell?
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That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? **** it.
What a douche.