Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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a1f0sff
| 25
Major fail!!
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K_kanaka
| 26
God, if your gonna pull a prank like that at least spell the fucken words right.
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a1f0sff
| 25
Yeah, they're just going to embarrass themselves.
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DooleyFTW
| 17
God if you're going to make a comment about spelling words correctly at least don't say "fucken".
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PYLrulz
| 17
27 - agreed, especially since there isn't a word filter in FML
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ss_20_xx
| 14
27, I couldn't agree more.
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firecopy
| 6
It is a joke.- 27
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DooleyFTW
| 17
You give too much credit 43
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SmallyBigs
| 9
OP needs to stop being a Dooshbag.
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VoIdemort
| 0
Doochebag.
Doshbahg.
Dochébag.
Ducheba-- fuck this, I'll be a stripper.
Doshbahg.
Dochébag.
Ducheba-- fuck this, I'll be a stripper.
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Fmeonce_shameonu
| 15
It seems like the guy who tried writing on your locker should have been the one writing this FML.
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TheElderTROLLZ
| 15
Fail-person: "Dushebag? No... Duchbag? Dammit... Dushchbag? Shit! Duchshbag? Fuck this shit."
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copy125
| 0
I wouldn't be offended at all by that, just because the fact that the person who's calling you a douche bag, is a complete dumbass
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XxDancerGirlxX
| 17
You don't say?!
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darkangel4012
| 0
Voldemort is a stripper? I KNEW IT!
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Well I'm guessing you saw who it was and now you know what they think of you. Sounds like it's time for revenge. >:)
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RahmEsHestos
| 5
OP came to work and when in the locker room saw that someone had tried to write douche bag on his locker... He never said anything about seeing who it was
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DCFan
| 9
Her*. She*.
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MikeDa1Da
| 14
Hershey*.
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zachherbert
| 10
49-....well played, well played -.-
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FunkyAndFresh
| 7
What a douche.
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evaki1
| 12
I believe you mean what a doosch
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Pebbles89
| 9
*doosh. :p
Or Le douschebaggeerrrr :D
Or Le douschebaggeerrrr :D
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firefighterjohn
| 9
at least they are done writing stuff on your locker
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danielreader22
| 4
Yeah after writing 'dooshbag' on it four times. Wait...
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ollie179
| 21
That guys a dochebag...
No wait, doucheebag...
I mean douhebag...
Doushbag?
Fuck it.
No wait, doucheebag...
I mean douhebag...
Doushbag?
Fuck it.
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Pebbles89
| 9
"Doosh" in Russian means shower. LOL! I love my heritage! :D
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anencephalic
| 14
Had you been a little more educated within the subject (etymology), then you would've known that douche is French for shower and actually means to undergo some form of hygienic process involving water - but I understand its usage is not excessively common - in English as well. Though OPs new-found nemesis most definitely meant the slang.
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rotflqtms_
| 18
Ok, and the word douche in French is also shower...
But for English speakers, the douche bag is used for squirting water into a body cavity, usually a vaginal body cavity, but sometimes it's used as an enema (anally with a different nozzle attachment)... like a shower for down there, so yeah, it works out that the word translates to shower, because... It kind of is a shower...for a body cavity
But for English speakers, the douche bag is used for squirting water into a body cavity, usually a vaginal body cavity, but sometimes it's used as an enema (anally with a different nozzle attachment)... like a shower for down there, so yeah, it works out that the word translates to shower, because... It kind of is a shower...for a body cavity
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rotflqtms_
| 18
My comment was meant for #8, not #14. I just took too long to type it...
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TexasJosh
| 0
Would have just been easier to tell people to stop arguing and google it. Just a thought.
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rotflqtms_
| 18
but some people are too lazy to google...
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Friendzonian
| 0
Well said. Some peapole just nede to lern too spel
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Pebbles89
| 9
You people are SO smart! Good job.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/???
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/???
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loserboii
| 11
That's not an fml, that's something you put on facebook and blast them. This one is fucking hilarious
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Stallion91
| 6
In Russia, the locker writes douchee...dooch...doooshe......……
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DKParth13
| 5
In america we write shower!
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anencephalic
| 14
Apparently, you pissed someone off. However, you really don't have to worry, the culprit is too stupid to be able to actually harm you.
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macdaddymady
| 8
How is this an FML, wouldn't it be the other way around since they're the ones who can't spell?
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RahmEsHestos
| 5
I've thought this a few times for a variety of different fmls
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WeAreAHurricane
| 14
Ya but then they would have to write the FML....and well, there's some people autocorrect can do nothing for.
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mega20913
| 8
don't worry...they're obviously a dumbass
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fsimmo
| 0
Doucche
Douse
Dousse
Duse
Aw forget it
Lmao
Douse
Dousse
Duse
Aw forget it
Lmao
No wait, doucheebag...
I mean douhebag...
Doushbag?
Fuck it.