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That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? Fuck it.


God, if your gonna pull a prank like that at least spell the fucken words right.

Yeah, they're just going to embarrass themselves.

God if you're going to make a comment about spelling words correctly at least don't say "fucken".

27 - agreed, especially since there isn't a word filter in FML

27, I couldn't agree more.

It is a joke.- 27

You give too much credit 43

OP needs to stop being a Dooshbag.

Doochebag. Doshbahg. Dochébag. Ducheba-- fuck this, I'll be a stripper.

It seems like the guy who tried writing on your locker should have been the one writing this FML.

Fail-person: "Dushebag? No... Duchbag? Dammit... Dushchbag? Shit! Duchshbag? Fuck this shit."

I wouldn't be offended at all by that, just because the fact that the person who's calling you a douche bag, is a complete dumbass

Voldemort is a stripper? I KNEW IT!

Well I'm guessing you saw who it was and now you know what they think of you. Sounds like it's time for revenge. >:)

OP came to work and when in the locker room saw that someone had tried to write douche bag on his locker... He never said anything about seeing who it was

49-....well played, well played -.-

I believe you mean what a doosch

*doosh. :p Or Le douschebaggeerrrr :D

at least they are done writing stuff on your locker

Yeah after writing 'dooshbag' on it four times. Wait...

That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? Fuck it.

"Doosh" in Russian means shower. LOL! I love my heritage! :D

Had you been a little more educated within the subject (etymology), then you would've known that douche is French for shower and actually means to undergo some form of hygienic process involving water - but I understand its usage is not excessively common - in English as well. Though OPs new-found nemesis most definitely meant the slang.

Ok, and the word douche in French is also shower... But for English speakers, the douche bag is used for squirting water into a body cavity, usually a vaginal body cavity, but sometimes it's used as an enema (anally with a different nozzle attachment)... like a shower for down there, so yeah, it works out that the word translates to shower, because... It kind of is a shower...for a body cavity

My comment was meant for #8, not #14. I just took too long to type it...

Would have just been easier to tell people to stop arguing and google it. Just a thought.

but some people are too lazy to google...

Well said. Some peapole just nede to lern too spel

You people are SO smart! Good job.

That's not an fml, that's something you put on facebook and blast them. This one is fucking hilarious

In Russia, the locker writes douchee...dooch...doooshe......……

In america we write shower!

Apparently, you pissed someone off. However, you really don't have to worry, the culprit is too stupid to be able to actually harm you.

How is this an FML, wouldn't it be the other way around since they're the ones who can't spell?

I've thought this a few times for a variety of different fmls

Ya but then they would have to write the FML....and well, there's some people autocorrect can do nothing for.

don't worry...they're obviously a dumbass

Doucche Douse Dousse Duse Aw forget it Lmao