By ShiddyDiddy - 26/06/2019 04:39

Today, my girlfriend's obsession with her bird reached a new level when she wrote him a song specifically for after he poops. FML
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Shawnie Gallant 24

So? She loves her bird. Let her enjoy him. If you don’t like it maybe go the other way?

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Jackey 29

I would be weary of anyone who's writing lyrics based on, or around, avian scatological processes.

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Shawnie Gallant 24

So? She loves her bird. Let her enjoy him. If you don’t like it maybe go the other way?

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Jackey 29

I would be weary of anyone who's writing lyrics based on, or around, avian scatological processes.

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hellphone_fml 37

She may be using the song (aka attention) to get the bird to poop in a specific spot

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alycion 38

When you get with an exotic pet lover, expect absurdness. You have to be a little eccentric to love non traditional pets. Just ask my leopard gecko. Every night I break out a tiny dinosaur toy and play with him through the glass. He loves to track it. Never mind I had to buy and taste crappy ass candy to get the toy even before I brought Puk home, knowing I’d be bringing one home soon. If he needs a new toy, at least I know not to eat the candy now.

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Pop Love 9

I'm waiting for her to write a song about YOUR poop.... if she loves her bird, I think it's fine that she does what she wants.

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