Love: Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The...

By failhusband - 10/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

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By UNmarried - 31/08/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML

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eduardo2k 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:53

i bet the wife was the one that came up with the idea of the book lolz

mechatron2300 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:54

Oh that was a setup... i feel bad for both of you :-

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bongoboy 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:32

Sometimes with things like that you have to lie.

SimpleSimon 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:35

Wrong. Lying is easy, telling the truth takes balls.

neya_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:55

You both deserve it. These exercises are usually fully outlined in "rules". A long list was overboard - of course it hurt her feeling. Every negative shouldve been followed with what you do like. She was overwhelmed with the negatives. She deserves it because she shouldve put Something down - nothing is a cop out. Even something minor that you guys can work on together. Saying nothing I love you is entrapment& manipulative regardless of who's idea it was to do this.

menelie 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 17:52

Exactly! Just saying "nothing, I love you" completely defeats the point of the exercise.

Chellers03 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 17:09

that was rude

zander09 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 17:30

Chances are, she's lying her **** off. At least you were honest.

kitkatkelly 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 17:58

Her fault for lying. But a "very long" list, really? You should've just written down the most important ones.

jt8787 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 18:07

You're an idiot. and the fact you're married is amazing. Why did you agree to this idea you stupid, stupid idiot?! Such a trap man, come on...THINK!!

Reena03 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 18:27

LMAO, just stupid, your wife made you did this and now you made her cried, your just plain stupid

spillproof 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 18:28

"dun dun dunnn" Anyway. FYL and YDI. You should know better.

StarrieyedFML 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 18:29

I agree you were being honest, but making a long list was an asshole thing to do. You should have agreed to pick 5 things. That's it. Not a long list. use your common sense man! IT'S NOT THAT HARD. Because if you guys were trying to "fix problems", You just made them worse. A LOT WORSE.

EndZone 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 18:29

I agree with a lot of the opinions that suggest that the OP's wife could be lying...but I wouldn't exactly DEEM it lying. I mean, I think it's possible to love someone so whole-heartedly that you can look PAST those flaws, because that's the beauty of love. But looking past the flaws doesn't mean that there aren't habits or quirks that his wife is annoyed by. Oprah said something about how women shouldn't place men on a pedestal, because they're men and nothing more, not some sort of Quasi-God. So FYL for having to deal with an emotional wife even though all you did was tell the truth ..