By UNmarried - 31/08/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML
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the_stereotype 0

we all have our ways of coping...? if it helps, get visa papers for a foreign country and tell her you're filling them out so you can remember the reasons you want to get away from her

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hahathatsux 0

you should get a membership to a dating site and when she asks why say if she's that prepared to divorce you you should be equally prepared to find someone who isn't a total bitch

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RustyShackelfurt 0

I care. Congrats man!

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22jrdn55 15

thx RustyShackelfurt # 5 u shut up n stop hating

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YDIBITCHES 0

Third!!!jk but good job #1 everyone else is just jealous.OP that sucks

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chipmunk95 0

congrats man now everyone who clicks on this sees your name first and thats thousands of people congrats im jealous

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blink182rocks 0

YDI for having the potential to make your wife mad.

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TheUserIsMeNotU 0

You should delete the files, that'll make all that time she spent filling them out worthless and get you some nice revenge. However if shes doing that shes probably serious, so instead you should rewrite the .pdf file to be you divorcing her, then for the reason put....well I'm sure you'll find some reason, any wife that does that sure is a bitch.

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bigcrazymike 6

I agree with #83. You need to beat her to the punch. Be a sweetheart to her as much as possible, but get yourself a lawyer. You don't want to get taken for your stuff. Start moving the money NOW!!!

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TheMeow 0

1. Lol at the dude who said nobody cares, clearly you cared enough to reply. 2. YDI for snooping on her computer. Get your own, fatty.

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CheshireHalli 19

Ouchhh, better not make her mad... =/ Sucks that she did that though...

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NeatNit 32

Why are FML comments so extreme? Someone looked at you funny? SUE HIM. Girlfriend made a spelling mistake? BREAK UP WITH HER. Boss told you off for a misunderstanding? QUIT AND/OR REPORT HIM TO HIGHER UPS. TV too loud? SMASH THE SPEAKERS WITH A HAMMER. Pickles too sour? THROW THEM AT THE MANUFACTURER OWNER'S FACE. Roommate stinks? MURDER HER IN HER SLEEP WITH SOAP.

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feminist19 0

she is fully entitled to do that so i don't see what your problem is

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slash1396 0

your fully entitled to stfu and get back in the kitchen!!!!!!!!

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feminist19 0

and yet i wont, was that an attempt at sexist humour

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Puolukka 4

Technically you're right...but she's not threatening him in any way shape or form. She didn't show him the PDF files, he FOUND them and confronted her...if he hadn't been snooping around in her computer, then he would probably never even have found out about it because she's not actually considering divorce. Maybe she really just uses that kind of thing as a form of venting, to get it out of her system...because if she was really serious they'd probably be in the middle of a divorce already since he found "several" files... I know I do it...in certain situations I'll rather go to my best friend and vent about the shit my husband did instead of getting deeper in the argument with him. It reminds me of what he did, I am able to reflect and think about it...and once I'm done I'm most likely not even mad anymore. Granted her way is a bit unorthodox...but if it works for her, to each their own.

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teiso_fml 0

No, it's wrong. She's WAITING for something to happen! If something really bad does happen, or the marriage isn't working for her anymore, she should go out and prepare divorce papers THEN! Beforehand, it's like she's expecting the marriage to fail, and that's not fair on him. Marriage is supposed to be until death. Sometimes it doesn't always work out that way, but when that happens, it's a tragedy. She's not taking the marriage seriously at all! She says she wants to do it while she's still mad. That's insane. People don't think clearly when they're upset and things people do when they're angry are often things people regret doing later. It's when she's calm and collected and can think clearly and STILL wants a divorce, THAT'S when she should fill them out.

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followmeimfamous 0

get rid of her before she can get rid of you! =p

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the_stereotype 0

we all have our ways of coping...? if it helps, get visa papers for a foreign country and tell her you're filling them out so you can remember the reasons you want to get away from her

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Dashelle 25

She's stupid enough to divorce you while she's mad? Sounds like there are other reasons.

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jj911 0

black and blue is the new color of her face

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

That's not okay to even joke about.

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Bullshet 0

That's...kind of weird.

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Starchild21 3

Wow you sound like a sexist pig just by the very start of your rant. I hope your mom doesn't see this post. _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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genius_man16 0

You're the one who's sexist Starchild if you honestly think what he wrote was sexist. What he said it completely true. The wife's behavior is totally unwarraned, childish, and disrespectful, and yet people will always defend women simply because they have a ******, no matter how wrong they are. It's disgusting. Do women deserve equal rights and all that shit? Absolutely, but defending women all the time simply because they are women is at best, counterproductive, and at worst, just as sexist.

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pshnoway 0

All of you are sexist because all the guys on here have classified ALL women as sexists and the feminist is just a sexist by calling herself a feminist.

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screwtaylor 0

You should get your own divorce papers aswell and put the reason for 1) Stinky loose ******. 2) She's a bitch. Show them to her and get even. Then she'll see how it feels.

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