Love: Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The...

By failhusband - 10/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

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You deserved it 73 022

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By Zoo - 07/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to therapy. Previously, I had been given the task to write a list of things I hate about myself so my doctor could see what we needed to work on. I gave her the list, and she simply said, "Wow, I've never had someone give me such a long list." I had 55 items on the list. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2022 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, after I'd offered to make suggestions to my partner after she finished writing an essay for her college class, and she'd read my suggestions, we argued about every single point I wrote down. Despite telling her she didn't have to take any suggestions we argued for 2 days about it. The professor had the same notes as mine. FML

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By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By atsukobo - 23/02/2012 07:59 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

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By heartsick - 04/04/2012 05:43 - United States - Davenport

Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML

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You deserved it 3 042

By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

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You deserved it 37 899

By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By UNmarried - 31/08/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML

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eduardo2k 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:53

i bet the wife was the one that came up with the idea of the book lolz

mechatron2300 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:54

Oh that was a setup... i feel bad for both of you :-

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sexymessy 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:13

Sorry for double post! But I agree with #58 also.After she saw your list that's when you say " See this list and I still love you."Flip it on her LOL.Just Kidding

haederman 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:15

have fun on the coach

testing_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:46

Spelling fail. :p @OP - I find myself agreeing that you don't deserve it. You were being honest, and not trying to be hurtful. It sucks, but the fact she was just trying to be nice to you shows that she has created an image of you, and it is a "perfect one" that is not the truth. If you end up sleeping on the couch, don't worry about it. Guys like it though, it's like camping. Hahaha

Leprecon 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:19

So you two decided to write down eachothers flaws and show them to eachother, then she doesnt do it, and then because she didnt do it, you get punished. When you find yourself in a relationship in which you are unable to address your grievances, I recommend you change your relationship radically or get out.

nirvan5a 1

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:20

man, u got great wife. keep her.

Swagga_man_386 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:29

At least your being honest in your relationship and thats a good thing. You gotta great wife and your lucky she said that about you

Alexgoesfml 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:57

I think she has insecurity problems if she can't find one flaw in you. However I could say you would too, seeing as you can see many flaws in her.

tjd13 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:06

haha my friend did this but did not plan on giving it to his girlfriend but she found it and it bought hers to tears also

mojo4395 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:07

You did nothing wrong. You agreed to go through the book, and you were honest about the problems in your relationship. She obviously has blinders on regarding your relationship. That's not a good thing at all. This isn't a "Does this dress make me look fat" question (where the answer is always "no"), this is "we need to work on our relationship and deal with some serious problems." In that case, provided you didn't put something down like "You eat all the cookies in the house" you really have nothing to apologize for.

doloreshaze_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:13

Women are tricky like that. They want you to open up about your feelings and when you do, they get mad. BTW, if you're buying a relationship book, it's only a matter of time before the big D. Been there, done that. FYL.