Shower buddy :)

There's no bathroom or anything? Even if you can't have any privacy, not masturbating for a few weeks won't kill you

Unless you're 4 years old.

For fucks sake, can you's fix it so replies go under the correct comment?

Do you not shower?

I wonder if he is thinking the same thing about you...

You got a good imagination? Go to the bathroom, let your favorite porno play in your head, do it there.

1. Check into a hotel 2. Jack off 3. Put your pants back on 4. Tell the front desk that you saw a rat in your room. 5. Get a refund and leave.

XD Smart

That's good one! ?

Try the bathroom?

just jack off in front of them maybe then they will leave lol its your room too

...and hold eye contact while you're doing it...

Mark your territory

Ever heard of a bathroom?