By Anonymous - 29/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Normal

Today, it's the 6th day in a row my roommate has not left our dorm room. I miss jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 789
You deserved it 1 084

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Shower buddy :)

There's no bathroom or anything? Even if you can't have any privacy, not masturbating for a few weeks won't kill you

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Shower buddy :)

There's no bathroom or anything? Even if you can't have any privacy, not masturbating for a few weeks won't kill you

species4872 19

Unless you're 4 years old.

species4872 19

For fucks sake, can you's fix it so replies go under the correct comment?

Do you not shower?

azouwa 26

I wonder if he is thinking the same thing about you...

You got a good imagination? Go to the bathroom, let your favorite porno play in your head, do it there.

1. Check into a hotel 2. Jack off 3. Put your pants back on 4. Tell the front desk that you saw a rat in your room. 5. Get a refund and leave.

Try the bathroom?

just jack off in front of them maybe then they will leave lol its your room too

...and hold eye contact while you're doing it...

Mark your territory

Ever heard of a bathroom?