By Anonymous - 29/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Normal

Today, it's the 6th day in a row my roommate has not left our dorm room. I miss jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 845
You deserved it 1 103

Same thing different taste

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There's no bathroom or anything? Even if you can't have any privacy, not masturbating for a few weeks won't kill you

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There's no bathroom or anything? Even if you can't have any privacy, not masturbating for a few weeks won't kill you

species4872 19
species4872 19

For ***** sake, can you's fix it so replies go under the correct comment?

azouwa 26

I wonder if he is thinking the same thing about you...

You got a good imagination? Go to the bathroom, let your favorite porno play in your head, do it there.

1. Check into a hotel 2. Jack off 3. Put your pants back on 4. Tell the front desk that you saw a rat in your room. 5. Get a refund and leave.

kisapupcutie 7

just jack off in front of them maybe then they will leave lol its your room too

...and hold eye contact while you're doing it...