By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
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doomking10 0

Here's a tip: Stop being stupid.

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chocolaterabbit 0
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how else was he meant to show you that your fly was down? you should've tried to understand what he was doing before you call him lewd.

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chocolaterabbit 0
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how else was he meant to show you that your fly was down? you should've tried to understand what he was doing before you call him lewd.

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pigscantswim 0
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by saying so discreetly?

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doomking10 0

Here's a tip: Stop being stupid.

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fml__love 0
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Haha YDI, think things through first.

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Lonely_Lez 0
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From the username I think OP is female.

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yourmysunshine 0
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it does say jennygrace... i'm sure it's a girl,

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kyle_kbo20 0

so what girls have flys on there pants too.

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kaysi_28 0
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girls wear jeans ya know.. and shorts.. and tons of other pants that require zippers

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Phallus_fml 0
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Give him a head, stupid.

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soulfhood24 0

this is retarded

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IDoNotHaveAIDS 0
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YDI it for being an ignorant asshole. Seriously, what does everybody expect that everything is some sort of sick gesture? I mean, why would an airport security guard do that without having good intentions?

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Finnboghi 0
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Indeed. Don't be so full of yourself and you may notice that the world doesn't really care about you. Not everything anyone does symbolizes that they want to do something sexual with you.

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ddlovatolover 23
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Two girls working in airport security once had a male celebrity walk through the machine that sees you nude, printed the picture and asked him to autograph it. You never know. (They were charged since the incident, btw.)

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Mnemic 5
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YDI for getting outraged that quick instead of using your common sense.

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