By 3hoursleftofwork - 28/03/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
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leprechaun23 15

Slip n slide?

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Suchagoonnn 4
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Theres magic in sheep giving birth? All this time i thought it was natural..

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Cad6 24
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Eww? I slather myself in birth fluids on a daily basis.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#9 - Who doesn't? It's great for skin, especially if the fluids are free :D

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Damn_Hippster 11

I think that the birth fluids would only make the experience better.

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jizzwold 21
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I use birth fluids as shampoo, cooking oil, lube, and tooth paste so I don't see the problem.

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n_epic_fail 14

19- sounds like you might have a birth fluid fetish... Nice to know I'm not alone.

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Sniperkid07 6
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That's what crazy b*stards over in Afghanistan do. Slurp on it, like it's good.

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_Oblivion_ 12
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How close do you have to be to get a good view? Give the animal some space

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CookieGirl4ever 13
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...backs away slowly... v•.•"

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

I believe you mean ewe......

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Shafreeka 8

53- I think everyone should have seen what you did there...

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allard 14
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That's really Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahd luck..

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fluorescentadole_fml 8
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haha you beat me to it!

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Jessic1 5
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Yeah but if it is someone else's body fluids that is kind of gross!

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jlev90 2
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A female sheep is a ewe not eww

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Imagine if it was shit...

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Awsumuzzie 12
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How is 32 not moded yet? Darn his magic cloack of invisibility!

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asherm 15
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I was thinking the same... Ewe!

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1crabbygirl 10

*Ewe

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betty_white 12
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so punny 53 so punny

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jomo111 5
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Maybe reading these fmls while currently being sick isn't agood idea... I'm gonna go through up now

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leprechaun23 15

Slip n slide?

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Cad6 24
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Slip 'n' Slide + Water = Decent experience. Slip 'n' Slide + Birth fluids = Win.

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lizzienemo 6
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If you're not the one sliding. LOL

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bizarre_ftw 21

It freaks me out how well your picture goes with your comment

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Sniperkid07 6
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I'm not sure what to think of your picture?

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alexup24 13
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I like chocolate milk.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

92 - Cheese! For everyone! - Sheogorath

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xxtb0 0
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that's all part of the experience though...

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mjoyn98 1
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Sounds like a b-a-a-a-a-a-a-d experience. See what I did there?

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auzz1_pride 9
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NO I didn't, what did you do :O?

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Cad6 24
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^Nothing don't worry about it.

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ladyLALAA 28
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65, thanks for making Australia look bad. Of course you go to Gilhooleys! :-/

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Emoney1 3
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Still counts!

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CookieGirl4ever 13
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...as what..? •~•

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ShortNotice113 5
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People need to stop making references to that song. Seriously.

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Awes0meperson 10

42 - doesn't matter, had sex. That's what he's referring to. From the song "I just had sex" by Lonely Islands

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jillianmathers12 13

That's so gross! Hope that somebody offered you a hose to clean yourself up! Or if you are on a farm that is also a home, hope they offered a shower!

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b0ngs 7

!!!!!

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EduJav321 24
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Im pretty sure the sherp is hers

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94yhy 8

There goes my lunch.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

And here comes mine. Don't ask me why I said that, and don't judge me! I love drinking birth fluids!

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alex1432 9
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that was a great comment my friend

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samrk96 0
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now you and the lambs have a special connection.

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lizzienemo 6
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"The magic of newborn witnessing..."? That makes no sense. Just sayin'. If OP just got rid of newborn, it would make sense.

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stevenJB 25

At least you were able to be a part of the birth?...

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instnt1nfction 17
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Technically OP was outside of the sheep, so she wasn't part of it

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stevenJB 25

Covered*

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Suchagoonnn 4
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Theres magic in sheep giving birth? All this time i thought it was natural..

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Wheredidgrungego 12
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That pun was baaaaaaaaaad! I'm sure this experience was the strangest OP has ever haaaaaaaaaad.

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angrymexican 8
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I didn't see a pun.

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pokefan813 16
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That's what they want you to think

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rachrocks101 0

Actually, expelliarmus means to make someone drop their wand. Just thought i would be a know it all for a minute. Carry on.

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Epsilonyx 15

Expelliarmus basically means expel weapon. The lamb was clearly the weapon of the sheep's vagina.

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j_cat187 19
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#48 Seriously, your picture is fucking disturbing.

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