Maybe you should have let your dad inside?

Maybe there's a reason he's outside?

Yeah why didn't you go get your dad? Haha

Lampposts can be assholes sometimes

Not all the time, just when they turn off the lights

yes they can #3, one of the fuckers jumped in front of my car while I was reading this.

Especially when they don't let you into Narnia

You must be really bright

Are you saying that talking to lampposts isn't normal?

They hold interesting conversations until the light turns off :)

At that point they've ran out of ideas.

Should have let your dad inside the lamppost.

Did the lamppost and your dad make up? Because, lamppost's can be assholes.

Why is everyone blaming the lamppost? lamp posts are nice. Mr lamp was probably just standing there minding his own business when these drunkard came along

Poor lamp post. Don't hate that which Illuminates.

How many lightbulbs does it take for a man to yell at a lamppost?

One, I imagine? Don't ask him to change it though. Drunk people are just awful with ladders.

I can't remember the last time I was locked out of a lamp post.and fortunately neither will your father.