Maybe there's a reason he's outside?

Not all the time, just when they turn off the lights

yes they can #3, one of the fuckers jumped in front of my car while I was reading this.

Especially when they don't let you into Narnia

They hold interesting conversations until the light turns off :)

At that point they've ran out of ideas.

Why is everyone blaming the lamppost? lamp posts are nice. Mr lamp was probably just standing there minding his own business when these drunkard came along

One, I imagine? Don't ask him to change it though. Drunk people are just awful with ladders.