By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 354
You deserved it 2 463

Same thing different taste

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BoeingAirbus 4

Are you saying that talking to lampposts isn't normal?


Maybe you should have let your dad inside?

Maybe there's a reason he's outside?

Yeah why didn't you go get your dad? Haha

Not all the time, just when they turn off the lights

yes they can #3, one of the ******* jumped in front of my car while I was reading this.

Especially when they don't let you into Narnia

BoeingAirbus 4

Are you saying that talking to lampposts isn't normal?

ZombieVampirez 24

They hold interesting conversations until the light turns off :)

At that point they've ran out of ideas.

Should have let your dad inside the lamppost.

Did the lamppost and your dad make up? Because, lamppost's can be assholes.

JustinJK 21

Why is everyone blaming the lamppost? lamp posts are nice. Mr lamp was probably just standing there minding his own business when these drunkard came along

91hayek 31

Poor lamp post. Don't hate that which Illuminates.


How many lightbulbs does it take for a man to yell at a lamppost?

Epikatz 22

One, I imagine? Don't ask him to change it though. Drunk people are just awful with ladders.

eddy1965 6

I can't remember the last time I was locked out of a lamp post.and fortunately neither will your father.